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Oktoberfest; How much beer would you need?

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    #11
    Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View Post
    I'd sent her back to fill those glasses up.
    Those beers will settle to the mark.

    MTT: Brown paper bag or back scuttle.
    I am not qualified to give the above advice!

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    Smith and Wesson.

    Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to time

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      #12
      Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
      to enjoy the night with this waitress? OK, so she's a bit 'girl next door', but 2 of those big glasses and I bet she turns into a young Sharon Stone.
      Can I come back later tonight to give my verdict?
      Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.

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        #13
        Another one, chaps

        What do we say? 1 beer?
        And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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          #14
          Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
          Another one, chaps

          What do we say? 1 beer?
          The bandage on her right had indicates that she has already punched someone like you!

          Or maybe it was someone like me telling her to take those beers back and fill 'em up.
          How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.

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            #15
            I get gym goggles too.

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              #16
              not for me, she give too much head











              PS - course I would, were do i find her

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                #17
                Lucky I hardly drink beer anymore, enough Apfelwein and I'd diddle anyone
                Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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                  #18
                  I think they're both quite pretty, in an earthy sort of way. You southerners probably only like 'em plastered with slap.
                  Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                  I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                  Originally posted by vetran
                  Urine is quite nourishing

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                    #19
                    Like you're all so stunning
                    I'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by Pogle View Post
                      Like you're all so stunning
                      Thank you.

                      You're nice an hairy too.
                      How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.

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