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    #11
    Take a dump on the boardroom table?

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      #12
      Originally posted by Churchill View Post
      Take a dump on the boardroom table?
      swipe card doesn't gain access to the boardroom

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        #13
        Sniff a secretary's chair before you go.
        If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.

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          #14
          Originally posted by hyperD View Post
          Sniff a secretary's chair before you go.
          Good one!

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            #15
            - Remember that clearing your cookies/history doesn't mean much when accessing the web through their network
            Originally posted by MaryPoppins
            I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
            Originally posted by vetran
            Urine is quite nourishing

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              #16
              Originally posted by d000hg View Post
              - Remember that clearing your cookies/history doesn't mean much when accessing the web through their network
              So if you fancy a day of surfing for porn, best make it today
              And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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                #17
                Have you perused the stationery cupboard yet?
                I'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this

                Pogle is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.
                CUK University Challenge Champions 2010
                CUK University Challenge Champions 2012

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                  #18
                  all done - time sheet signed, just about to fax it over.

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