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    #11
    Originally posted by Zippy View Post
    That much was clear when we met

    (and hopefully it won't be forever )

    If you've got Outlook, set up a daily task reminding you to think of the money
    that i will, when mr Nor gets off the permie bench then I'm outta here (cleint co and fingers crossed the uk)
    "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

    Norrahe's blog

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      #12
      congratulations

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        #13
        congrats

        and good luck with your next 121
        "Condoms should come with a free pack of earplugs."

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          #14


          Well Done, roll on that "incentive" eh?
          Who has time? Who has time? But then if we do not ever take time, how can we ever have time?

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            #15
            Originally posted by norrahe View Post
            I tell you all about it on wednesday.

            the pimp (who doesn't like to be called a pimp) gives an incentive bonus for projects delivered on time etc.. etc..
            they're a small agency (set up by an ex contractor) who call the contractors "associates" (twee, i know) and have one to ones with us and the clients and if we're hitting the right buttons we get bonuses.

            It's a very touchy feely thing
            Does not sound good from an IR35 perspective. I much prefer the incentive that if I don't deliver I get the boot. Wouldn't want a touchy feely agent unless she was a good looking agentess.
            Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.

            I preferred version 1!

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              #16
              Originally posted by norrahe View Post
              I tell you all about it on wednesday.

              the pimp (who doesn't like to be called a pimp) gives an incentive bonus for projects delivered on time etc.. etc..
              they're a small agency (set up by an ex contractor) who call the contractors "associates" (twee, i know) and have one to ones with us and the clients and if we're hitting the right buttons we get bonuses.

              It's a very touchy feely thing
              Ewwwww!!!!!

              God that sounds awful!!!!!
              The pope is a tard.

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                #17
                Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post
                Ewwwww!!!!!

                God that sounds awful!!!!!
                yep,

                I try and avoid one to ones

                as for IR35, the contract has been worded in accordance so that I don't get stiffed (and yes it was checked, as are all my contracts).
                "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

                Norrahe's blog

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by norrahe View Post
                  yep,

                  I try and avoid one to ones

                  as for IR35, the contract has been worded in accordance so that I don't get stiffed (and yes it was checked, as are all my contracts).
                  - 1 to 1's
                  - Touchy Feely
                  - Hitting the right buttons
                  - Getting stiffed!

                  Where do I sign up

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by fckvwls View Post
                    - 1 to 1's
                    - Touchy Feely
                    - Hitting the right buttons
                    - Getting stiffed!

                    Where do I sign up
                    With the local brothel
                    "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

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