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[norrahe]

- 1 to 1's
- Touchy Feely
- Hitting the right buttons
- Getting stiffed!

Where do I sign up

With the local brothel

[fckvwls]

yep,

I try and avoid one to ones

as for IR35, the contract has been worded in accordance so that I don't get stiffed (and yes it was checked, as are all my contracts).

- 1 to 1's
- Touchy Feely
- Hitting the right buttons
- Getting stiffed!

Where do I sign up

[norrahe]

Ewwwww!!!!!

God that sounds awful!!!!!

yep,

I try and avoid one to ones

as for IR35, the contract has been worded in accordance so that I don't get stiffed (and yes it was checked, as are all my contracts).

[SallyAnne]

I tell you all about it on wednesday.

the pimp (who doesn't like to be called a pimp) gives an incentive bonus for projects delivered on time etc.. etc..
they're a small agency (set up by an ex contractor) who call the contractors "associates" (twee, i know) and have one to ones with us and the clients and if we're hitting the right buttons we get bonuses.

It's a very touchy feely thing

Ewwwww!!!!!

God that sounds awful!!!!!

[BoredBloke]

I tell you all about it on wednesday.

the pimp (who doesn't like to be called a pimp) gives an incentive bonus for projects delivered on time etc.. etc..
they're a small agency (set up by an ex contractor) who call the contractors "associates" (twee, i know) and have one to ones with us and the clients and if we're hitting the right buttons we get bonuses.

It's a very touchy feely thing

Does not sound good from an IR35 perspective. I much prefer the incentive that if I don't deliver I get the boot. Wouldn't want a touchy feely agent unless she was a good looking agentess.

[stingman123]

Well Done, roll on that "incentive" eh?

[ThomasSoerensen]

congrats

and good luck with your next 121

[BrilloPad]

congratulations

[norrahe]

That much was clear when we met

(and hopefully it won't be forever )

If you've got Outlook, set up a daily task reminding you to think of the money

that i will, when mr Nor gets off the permie bench then I'm outta here (cleint co and fingers crossed the uk)

[norrahe]

WMS!

Tell us more!!!

I tell you all about it on wednesday.

the pimp (who doesn't like to be called a pimp) gives an incentive bonus for projects delivered on time etc.. etc..
they're a small agency (set up by an ex contractor) who call the contractors "associates" (twee, i know) and have one to ones with us and the clients and if we're hitting the right buttons we get bonuses.

It's a very touchy feely thing

[SallyAnne]

What is this incentive bonus of which you speak?

WMS!

Tell us more!!!

[blacjac]

That much was clear when we met

(and hopefully it won't be forever )

If you've got Outlook, set up a daily task reminding you to think of the money

Half hourly, with a total so far for the day

[Clippy]

What is this incentive bonus of which you speak?

A pot of the finest hair gel.

BTW, congrats norrahe.

[TimberWolf]

I thought Jobserve alerts were booming until I looked at them - all permie, despite my filter being contract. Permie market seems to be booming though.

[Zippy]

now i just have to keep reminding myself daily to think of the money

I love my job

That much was clear when we met

(and hopefully it won't be forever )

If you've got Outlook, set up a daily task reminding you to think of the money