Originally posted by wobbegong
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I just got hit by an egg
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Originally posted by wobbegong View PostCount yourself lucky it was only an egg. Apparently in the US they have Drive-by paintball shootings. A lot messier to clean up and a lot more painfull if you get hit.Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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Originally posted by voodooflux View PostA chap at ClientCo has quite a dent in his car door after someone shot at him with what was probably an air rifle as he stopped at traffic lights. A few inches higher and it would have gone through the window...Comment
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Originally posted by Platypus View PostIf it was an air rifle, I'd be surprised it it had penetrated the glass.Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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Originally posted by suityou01 View PostWhhhhhhhhhhhyyyyyyyyyyyy couldn't this have happened to Dim Prawn?Faster, faster, faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death.
Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you and scorn in the one ahead.Comment
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I once lived on the 3rd floor in this block and one sunny day I was looking out the window and a car had stopped at the lights below.....with his sunroof open and his big bald head right in plain view. Well, you guessed, I got the egg from the fridge, and aimed it right at his shiny head...
It hit spot on...egg everywhere...
It was very funny indeed....."If you can read this, thank a teacher....and since it's in English, thank a soldier"Comment
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Originally posted by daviejones View PostI once lived on the 3rd floor in this block and one sunny day I was looking out the window and a car had stopped at the lights below.....with his sunroof open and his big bald head right in plain view. Well, you guessed, I got the egg from the fridge, and aimed it right at his shiny head...
It hit spot on...egg everywhere...
It was very funny indeed.....
As I ran and hid in my true cowardly way.
Not funny btw, just mindless.Comment
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Originally posted by Churchill View PostThought I'd fix that for ya!
Not funny btw, just mindless.
I was about 14, but I guess you stayed in and learned the piano at that age.,.."If you can read this, thank a teacher....and since it's in English, thank a soldier"Comment
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Originally posted by daviejones View PostI see we have a "I never did anything like this...dullard in the house..."
I was about 14, but I guess you stayed in and learned the piano at that age.,..
If he'd seen and caught you, then proceeded to beat the crap out of you would you have felt aggrieved?Last edited by Churchill; 25 September 2009, 08:39.Comment
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Originally posted by Churchill View PostI would never dream of doing something like that. It's a matter of respect for others."If you can read this, thank a teacher....and since it's in English, thank a soldier"Comment
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