I just got hit by an egg

[BrilloPad]

It'll be them Fathers for Justice twunts

hmmm. maybe they were paid by my ex......

[BrilloPad]

Whhhhhhhhhhhyyyyyyyyyyyy couldn't this have happened to Dim Prawn?

I dont think they can afford eggs in SWindon.....

[Paddy]

When I was much younger me and a group of my grebo mates went through a phase of chucking meat pies out of moving cars at Goths. I'm not particularly proud of it but it was very very funny when one connected.

The nearest I got to this in my youth was to make up a bag of pretend sick. Cold tea, soup, diced carrots and sweet-corn topped with porridge. The bag was hidden under my chine and our car would pull up and a bus stop queue. I used to lean out of the window while making vomiting sounds and the contents would be emptied out on the kerb.

[sasguru]

These days I am a chauffer. I work for sasguru.

And he is even grumpier and more miserable than he is on cuk.....

Can you stop driving like an old woman?

[suityou01]

this thread badly need some soundy-liky sister threads.

[AtW]

I dont think they can afford eggs in SWindon.....

They can, but not the chicken ones...

IGMC...

[AtW]

These days I am a chauffer. I work for sasguru.

Are you driving a sock box on your backsit?

[OwlHoot]

When I was much younger me and a group of my grebo mates went through a phase of chucking meat pies out of moving cars at Goths. I'm not particularly proud of it but it was very very funny when one connected.

I prefer steering close to the kerb in the rain and soaking pedestrians - There's a huge dip on Piccadilly heading towards the underpass, right by a couple of open bus stops, gets them every time.

Oops - sorry, I meant "when I was much younger"

[NickFitz]

Went out to the car and they were driving past laughing! I drove after them but got caught at lights.

Well, driving a Batmobile is all well and good, but if you insist on wearing the costume you're just asking for it

[wobbegong]

Just filling up with petrol as few cars drove in 2 minutes after I arrived. I thought "thank god I got in before the rush". last car goes to pump opposite mine. Next I hear splat and egg has hit the car : a small amount went on me. They accelerated away laughing. Went and paid : asked if there was any chance CCTV picked up number plate. Was told unlikely. Not that I probably would have bothered reporting it. Went out to the car and they were driving past laughing! I drove after them but got caught at lights.

Please feel free to call me Wilmslow...........

Count yourself lucky it was only an egg. Apparently in the US they have Drive-by paintball shootings. A lot messier to clean up and a lot more painfull if you get hit.