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    #21
    They are piddly little spiders FFS! Are you lot on drugs? Flashbacks?
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      #22
      Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
      ...Are they going to take over?
      Oh yes. Have you read John Wyndham's book "Web"? It's about when spiders develop social traits, like ants.
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        #23
        Originally posted by Zippy View Post
        They are piddly little spiders FFS! Are you lot on drugs? Flashbacks?
        One Sunday a couple of years ago, all us flatmates were sitting in watching a movie when we saw what we thought was a mouse crossing the room.

        The girls screamed and leapt on the sofas while the lads turned on the lights.

        Turns out it was the biggest spider I've ever seen. The lads leapt on the sofa while the Aussie girl picked it up, gave it a cuddle and gently threw it out the window.

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          #24
          Barstewards squashing little spiders.

          PS Aussie girls would. Spiders are at least 15 feet long out there.
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