Revenga

[The Lone Gunman]

put a dog poo through his letter box (cycle to his home on Trick or Treat night at 1am) and see it getting blamed on mischievous kids.

No put it in an envelope on his doorstep, set fire to it and then ring his doorbell. Walk as though a casual passer by.
Watch him come out and stamp out the fire, look him straight in the eye and say "bloody kids eh"

[mcquiggd]

Apply for a job through Harvey Nasher, Computer type People, and assorted other age-haunts, under an assumed name of course, and give him as a reference saying he is the hiring manager for a major bank. Specify he should only be called after 9pm, or mailed directly.

It will take them years to realise he isnt actually a manager.... probably about 10 years to remove him from their <cough/ > 'database'.

[n5gooner]

see if he has a wireless connection at home - hack it, sirf child porn on his ip address, post pictures of his wife - on his ip address - then sit back and wait for the cops.

[Phoenix]

Put his phone number in the local adds "Men Looking for Men"
Should do the trick.....

[DodgyAgent]

Done that Loot/Bargain Pages thing

I need something to deliver that KO blow. Something nasty, vindictive and vengeful.

To help the creative juices imagine you are extracting revenge on an agent who has d1cked you about, NOT that we ever would lol so dont panic D.A.

I have a one hour powerpoint presentation that should do the trick

[n5gooner]

a really good CV and send it out on jobserve......

[Spartacus]

Harry - forgive him. Show him that you are a better person. Revenge begats revenge and the vicious circle will continue at great cost to all of you. So break the cycle and you will be better for it.

I trust you will be taking the same attitude towards the terrorists you are so afraid of.

I forgive Crassus for crucifying me and my men and I would hate to think that you're a "do as I say, not do as I do" self righteous hypocrite.

[ladymuck]

It's a shame you don't want to resort to violence!

My personal fave (never done it, I hasten to add) is to strap them to a chair outside their house, lock their immediate family (and pets if you like) inside, set light to the house and make him sit there and watch the lot burn.

Alternatively, go through his rubbish, steal his identity and book a trip to barbados for him and his girlfriend then call his missus to 'check the booking' details and see how long it takes till they get divorced and he loses his crummy 3-bed house in putney.

[Spartacus]

Friend a mine had an, ahem, "difference of opinion" with someone. He arranged for the fellow's car to be collected from outside his house during the night, taken to a car crusher and then returned as a 1 metre cube of metal just in time for him to see it when he opened his bedroom curtains in the morning.

[snaw]

Slip him a few Rohipnol, dress him up in some bufty boy S&M gear (Ah la HHH) preferabbly leather chaps, drag him down to the local Blue Oyster bar, prop him up at the bar, arse first and make sure you take a video camera ...