Reply to: Revenga

[OwlHoot]

I need something to deliver that KO blow. Something nasty, vindictive and vengeful..

Shove a load of ice cream and blancmange through his letter box.

After all, as you said yourself - "Revenge is a dish best served cold".

(Apologies to long-term readers who remember the last time I wheeled out that gag.)

[WageSlave]

Slip him a few Rohipnol, dress him up in some bufty boy S&M gear (Ah la HHH) preferabbly leather chaps, drag him down to the local Blue Oyster bar, prop him up at the bar, arse first and make sure you take a video camera ...

Sounds like me on a Thursday evening

[Harrysp]

All these revenge things are great ideas but for us to really give you some good suggestions please provide the following information

Do you have his name?
Do you have his address?
Do you have his telephone number?

Once again, in a sense Chico is correcting in saying it's a circle of revenge.

It may be a better Idea to wait for a year or so to get your revenge, as he is less lightly to think of you.

Using the internet to put adverts etc on forums and such is a dangerous thing to do unless you have an IP blanker running - Everything is traceable - Use a popular Sunday magazine - fill out all the application forms for sex toys etc. - Get catalogues - skips - taxi's - Kirby salesmen - emergency plumbers - call girls etc sent to his house.

I have waited over 18mths, I have his name, address, home telephone number, mobile telephone and work address.

Revenge is a dish best served cold etc etc etc

Hiding my i.p. address is not a problem

[Churchill]

Friend a mine had an, ahem, "difference of opinion" with someone. He arranged for the fellow's car to be collected from outside his house during the night, taken to a car crusher and then returned as a 1 metre cube of metal just in time for him to see it when he opened his bedroom curtains in the morning.

Yawn... Yeah, 'course he did. Are you Threaded in drag?

[wc2]

All these revenge things are great ideas but for us to really give you some good suggestions please provide the following information

Do you have his name?
Do you have his address?
Do you have his telephone number?

Once again, in a sense Chico is correcting in saying it's a circle of revenge.

It may be a better Idea to wait for a year or so to get your revenge, as he is less lightly to think of you.

Using the internet to put adverts etc on forums and such is a dangerous thing to do unless you have an IP blanker running - Everything is traceable - Use a popular Sunday magazine - fill out all the application forms for sex toys etc. - Get catalogues - skips - taxi's - Kirby salesmen - emergency plumbers - call girls etc sent to his house.

[snaw]

Slip him a few Rohipnol, dress him up in some bufty boy S&M gear (Ah la HHH) preferabbly leather chaps, drag him down to the local Blue Oyster bar, prop him up at the bar, arse first and make sure you take a video camera ...

[Spartacus]

Friend a mine had an, ahem, "difference of opinion" with someone. He arranged for the fellow's car to be collected from outside his house during the night, taken to a car crusher and then returned as a 1 metre cube of metal just in time for him to see it when he opened his bedroom curtains in the morning.

[ladymuck]

It's a shame you don't want to resort to violence!

My personal fave (never done it, I hasten to add) is to strap them to a chair outside their house, lock their immediate family (and pets if you like) inside, set light to the house and make him sit there and watch the lot burn.

Alternatively, go through his rubbish, steal his identity and book a trip to barbados for him and his girlfriend then call his missus to 'check the booking' details and see how long it takes till they get divorced and he loses his crummy 3-bed house in putney.

[Spartacus]

Harry - forgive him. Show him that you are a better person. Revenge begats revenge and the vicious circle will continue at great cost to all of you. So break the cycle and you will be better for it.

I trust you will be taking the same attitude towards the terrorists you are so afraid of.

I forgive Crassus for crucifying me and my men and I would hate to think that you're a "do as I say, not do as I do" self righteous hypocrite.

[n5gooner]

a really good CV and send it out on jobserve......

[DodgyAgent]

Done that Loot/Bargain Pages thing

I need something to deliver that KO blow. Something nasty, vindictive and vengeful.

To help the creative juices imagine you are extracting revenge on an agent who has d1cked you about, NOT that we ever would lol so dont panic D.A.

I have a one hour powerpoint presentation that should do the trick

[Phoenix]

Put his phone number in the local adds "Men Looking for Men"
Should do the trick.....

[n5gooner]

see if he has a wireless connection at home - hack it, sirf child porn on his ip address, post pictures of his wife - on his ip address - then sit back and wait for the cops.

[mcquiggd]

Apply for a job through Harvey Nasher, Computer type People, and assorted other age-haunts, under an assumed name of course, and give him as a reference saying he is the hiring manager for a major bank. Specify he should only be called after 9pm, or mailed directly.

It will take them years to realise he isnt actually a manager.... probably about 10 years to remove him from their <cough/ > 'database'.

[The Lone Gunman]

put a dog poo through his letter box (cycle to his home on Trick or Treat night at 1am) and see it getting blamed on mischievous kids.

No put it in an envelope on his doorstep, set fire to it and then ring his doorbell. Walk as though a casual passer by.
Watch him come out and stamp out the fire, look him straight in the eye and say "bloody kids eh"