Reminds me of an old anecdote.
For reasons that need not detain us here, Jimmy, a joiner from Coatbridge, finds himself washed up on a desert island with Sharon Stone.
Blessed with a plentiful supply of wood and tools from somewhere, Jimmy builds a hut and makes a decent job of getting food and such. Sharon soon involves Jimmy in matters carnal, but every morning as soon as the sun rises, Jimmy disappears into the hinterland leaving Sharon to wonder what all the banging and sawing's about.
Weeks pass, pleasurably spent exploring every bendy bit of Ms Stone, until one day, Jimmy leads her into the forest to look at his project: a Scottish pub fashioned out of local material.
Bidding her to remain silent, Jimmy presents Sharon with a waistcoat made of palm leaves to wear, and insists she attach a moustache made of leaves. He positions her behind the bar, steps back, then saunters forward, beckoning "the barman" with a bent finger.
"Here" he says, leaning conspiratorially over the bar counter, "you'll never guess who ahm shaggin’.."
For reasons that need not detain us here, Jimmy, a joiner from Coatbridge, finds himself washed up on a desert island with Sharon Stone.
Blessed with a plentiful supply of wood and tools from somewhere, Jimmy builds a hut and makes a decent job of getting food and such. Sharon soon involves Jimmy in matters carnal, but every morning as soon as the sun rises, Jimmy disappears into the hinterland leaving Sharon to wonder what all the banging and sawing's about.
Weeks pass, pleasurably spent exploring every bendy bit of Ms Stone, until one day, Jimmy leads her into the forest to look at his project: a Scottish pub fashioned out of local material.
Bidding her to remain silent, Jimmy presents Sharon with a waistcoat made of palm leaves to wear, and insists she attach a moustache made of leaves. He positions her behind the bar, steps back, then saunters forward, beckoning "the barman" with a bent finger.
"Here" he says, leaning conspiratorially over the bar counter, "you'll never guess who ahm shaggin’.."
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