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I am dating a recruitment consultant

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    #21
    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
    Nobody suggesting a threesome?
    Double the references
    +50 Xeno Geek Points
    Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
    As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

    Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

    CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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      #22
      Originally posted by DieScum View Post
      So I have been on a few dates with a recruitment consultant. This is an excellent opportunity to pump the enemy for information.

      I was having a discussion about how horrific agents are and she claimed to have only done one thing she is ashamed of... but she can't tell me.

      Reading between the lines I think she slept with someone, possibly from a client company, to win business. Arf!

      She also told me if she takes a client out for drinks and doesn't get the last train home her boss told her it's only ok to expense a hotel if it is 'with the client'.

      What a lovely world.
      So you are dating a sl*t ... well done.

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        #23
        So you are dating a sl*t ... well done.
        How very dare you! Ha ha.

        Nah, I obviously am... it's a lot of fun

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          #24
          Originally posted by Jeebo72 View Post
          So you are dating a sl*t ... well done.
          Why is it that when a bloke sleeps around he gets a reputation as a bit of a lad, good with the ladeez etc but when a bird does it she is a slapper?
          I am not qualified to give the above advice!

          The original point and click interface by
          Smith and Wesson.

          Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to time

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            #25
            So who does she work for then? :-)

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              #26
              Originally posted by The Lone Gunman View Post
              Why is it that when a bloke sleeps around he gets a reputation as a bit of a lad, good with the ladeez etc but when a bird does it she is a slapper?

              Sheer luck on my part. I don't even have to worry about babies or anything ... cool eh?

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                #27
                Why is it that when a bloke sleeps around he gets a reputation as a bit of a lad, good with the ladeez etc but when a bird does it she is a slapper?
                It's just sexist virgin/whore dichotomy stuff.

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                  #28
                  Originally posted by The Lone Gunman View Post
                  Why is it that when a bloke sleeps around he gets a reputation as a bit of a lad, good with the ladeez etc but when a bird does it she is a slapper?
                  This is probably as old as mankind

                  women control the means of reproduction
                  A woman sleeping around implies poor decision making with regards to choosing a suitable breeding partner

                  Men on the other hand can "fire and forget" as they don't have to live with the consequences.
                  Coffee's for closers

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                    #29
                    Originally posted by DieScum View Post
                    So I have been on a few dates with a recruitment consultant. This is an excellent opportunity to pump the enemy for information.
                    I expect that's what she says about you.

                    Is the recruitment market so bad that the agents are prepared to start going on dates with overweight balding IT geeks in the search for leads?

                    We're all doomed.

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                      #30
                      Is the recruitment market so bad that the agents are prepared to start going on dates with overweight balding IT geeks in the search for leads?
                      Ok, that is spooky. How do you know what I look like?

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