Beware the scum master!!

[sleepyweasel]

http://jobserve.com/Scum-Master-Inve...749C680D.jsjob

Scum Master - Investment Bank Contract


Scrum Master (ideally certified) with a strong understanding of Scum and Agile processes is sought by our client a Global Investment Bank based in London.

ewwwwwwww

[MrMark]

Ha! I thought this was a thread praising SAF and the fine performance of his team against Besiktas last night.

[Zippy]

http://jobserve.com/Scum-Master-Inve...749C680D.jsjob

Scum Master - Investment Bank Contract


Scrum Master (ideally certified) with a strong understanding of Scum and Agile processes is sought by our client a Global Investment Bank based in London.

ewwwwwwww

This may not be a typo

[mace]

I was a regular attender of the scum of scums

What did you do yesterday - feck all
What do you intend to do today - as my previous answer
What are your obstacles - new wave project management ideas

[sweetandsour]

http://jobserve.com/Scum-Master-Inve...749C680D.jsjob

Scum Master - Investment Bank Contract


Scrum Master (ideally certified) with a strong understanding of Scum and Agile processes is sought by our client a Global Investment Bank based in London.

ewwwwwwww

You can get certification for being a scrum master?

The exam paper is on the back of a fag-packet right?

[Zippy]

I was a regular attender of the scum of scums

What did you do yesterday - flip all
What do you intend to do today - as my previous answer
What are your obstacles - new wave project management ideas

That's ten minutes in the sin bin or - speaking as a former 'master' - let's drag this out until you tell me what I want to hear.

[thunderlizard]

You can get certification for being a scrum master?

The exam paper is on the back of a fag-packet right?

No exam - just stay awake through a two day training course.
And that's got me thinking - it's probably worth another £100 on the day rate in certain circumstances. Does anybody offer it for less than a grand of pounds?

[Svalbaard]

For brevity I won't repost my previous opinions on Agile methods.

Can't believe this tulipe is still being peddled though.