Beware the scum master!!

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Svalbaard replied

16 September 2009, 13:10
For brevity I won't repost my previous opinions on Agile methods.

Can't believe this tulipe is still being peddled though.
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thunderlizard replied

16 September 2009, 11:44
Originally posted by sweetandsour View Post

You can get certification for being a scrum master?

The exam paper is on the back of a fag-packet right?

No exam - just stay awake through a two day training course.
And that's got me thinking - it's probably worth another £100 on the day rate in certain circumstances. Does anybody offer it for less than a grand of pounds?
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Zippy replied

16 September 2009, 11:41
Originally posted by mace View Post

I was a regular attender of the scum of scums

What did you do yesterday - flip all
What do you intend to do today - as my previous answer
What are your obstacles - new wave project management ideas

That's ten minutes in the sin bin or - speaking as a former 'master' - let's drag this out until you tell me what I want to hear.
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sweetandsour replied

16 September 2009, 11:36
Originally posted by sleepyweasel View Post

http://jobserve.com/Scum-Master-Inve...749C680D.jsjob

Scum Master - Investment Bank Contract

Scrum Master (ideally certified) with a strong understanding of Scum and Agile processes is sought by our client a Global Investment Bank based in London.

ewwwwwwww

You can get certification for being a scrum master?

The exam paper is on the back of a fag-packet right?
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mace replied

16 September 2009, 11:27
I was a regular attender of the scum of scums

What did you do yesterday - feck all
What do you intend to do today - as my previous answer
What are your obstacles - new wave project management ideas
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Zippy replied

16 September 2009, 11:16
Originally posted by sleepyweasel View Post

http://jobserve.com/Scum-Master-Inve...749C680D.jsjob

Scum Master - Investment Bank Contract

Scrum Master (ideally certified) with a strong understanding of Scum and Agile processes is sought by our client a Global Investment Bank based in London.

ewwwwwwww

This may not be a typo
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MrMark replied

16 September 2009, 11:16
Ha! I thought this was a thread praising SAF and the fine performance of his team against Besiktas last night.
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sleepyweasel started a topic Beware the scum master!!

16 September 2009, 11:01
Beware the scum master!!

http://jobserve.com/Scum-Master-Inve...749C680D.jsjob

Scum Master - Investment Bank Contract

Scrum Master (ideally certified) with a strong understanding of Scum and Agile processes is sought by our client a Global Investment Bank based in London.

ewwwwwwww
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