Stock market collapse in October

[threaded]

I think I just mentioned the shoe shine boy...

[SantaClaus]

Yeah, and FTSE up another 1% already.



Let me explain. The only thing that is going to cause a crash is a global financial meltdown, banks going bust etc.

This ain't gonna happen as they will always be bailed out with our (taxpayers) money.

The banks can't lose and therefore the stock market cannot fall.

Anyone not piling in is missing out on massive amounts of free money.

Dim by name, Dim by nature.

Ask yourself this:

Did the people who have said this recession is over predict the crash?

[DimPrawn]

I may be dim, but making a fooking fortune with everything going up.

Look at oil and stocks.

Makes contracting income look like pocket money.



All you need to know is this. There cannot be a crash now, it is impossible. Printed money is being pushed into every investment vehicle and the US and UK cannot now afford to stop.

[Jeebo72]

I may be dim, but making a fooking fortune with everything going up.

Look at oil and stocks.

Makes contracting income look like pocket money.



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Me too, credit cruch has been brilliant so far ...

[HairyArsedBloke]

Except the weakening Dollar and Pound makes these gains rather illusory.

[SantaClaus]

Me too, credit cruch has been brilliant so far ...

Freudian slip I think:

[DimPrawn]

Except the weakening Dollar and Pound makes these gains rather illusory.

I'm not spending the money abroad.

Looks pretty real to me in my bank account.

[SantaClaus]

Except the weakening Dollar and Pound makes these gains rather illusory.

Yep, and the only reason gold is rising is because it is priced in sinking dollars.

[DimPrawn]

PS.

Now I've said all this, we'll see the biggest crash in history.

That's what happens whenever I open my mouth on anything financial.

[Jeebo72]

Except the weakening Dollar and Pound makes these gains rather illusory.

No point going to work at all then ;-)

Profit is profit ... and more money in the bank is always useful ... ahem