If it was yours, would you put an end to it?
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Wilmslow's life
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I predict that any attempt to end his miserable life will end in failure. At most it will require a short trip to the hospital to get patched up.
This could turn in to a funny saga.
Go on SAS, amuse us."Condoms should come with a free pack of earplugs."Comment
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I though "Wilmslow" provides a valuable service in making us feel better about ourselves. If you're feeling down, you can always say "at least I'm not Wilmslow", no?
But I may retire him if you guys feel strongly enough ....or maybe I won't.Hard Brexit now!
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First they came for Wilmslows, and I didn’t speak up, because I wasn’t pathetic.
Then they came for the SY01s, and I didn’t speak up, because I was able to keep my clients happy.
Then they came for the other sockpuppets, and I didn’t speak up, because I was real.
Then they came for me, and by that time I'd buggered off home.
Too harsh?Comment
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Ouch - the crushing reality.....Originally posted by Pondlife View PostFirst they came for Wilmslows, and I didn’t speak up, because I wasn’t pathetic.
Then they came for the SY01s, and I didn’t speak up, because I was able to keep my clients happy.
Then they came for the other sockpuppets, and I didn’t speak up, because I was real.
Then they came for me, and by that time I'd buggered off home.
Too harsh?
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