People who wear their mobile phones on their belt

[Evil Hangover]

Because it's a distraction from their large over-hanging bellies.

Just spotted one of these in Starbucks. I can report that the owner was so fat that the phone would have struggled to have entered the pocket, without endangering the lining.

I tentatively suggest that it's a fashion fix for lardy's ?

[minestrone]

The chap is a fat bastard as well.

[Mich the Tester]

There's a fat bloke here who wears one too. What a success for CUK; scientific proof that mobile phone holsters are for fatties!

[Bunk]

The mobile on the belt is bad, but not as bad as the mobile phone shoulder holster (ala Gareth in The Office), for all the losers who like to think they're James Bond, but really aren't.

[BlasterBates]

[EternalOptimist]

whats up fatty ?

[DS23]

[d000hg]

I hate having things in my pockets... phone, wallet, keys. I don't wear a belt though normally. Maybe I should get a man-bag...

[suityou01]

All IT support chaps wear their mobiles on their belts past a certain age, say 40. I guess its so they can carry more tapes.