Looks like a box of matches

[DaveB]

Highly recommended...

Very enthusiastic as I recall...

Although prone to being fractious the following day.

[OwlHoot]

if you ask me

Gingy Linky

or a modern day version of The Red-Headed League

Maybe there's a team of villains tunneling under a bank vault somewhere.

(Christ, Wikipedia is unbelievable -Nothing's too obscure to have an entry! )

[hyperD]

I've never done one, but I'd like to have a go

I did and it was great. Nympho-tastic. And on that occasion her pubes didn't smell funny either.

[Tingles]

I did and it was great. Nympho-tastic. And on that occasion her pubes didn't smell funny either.

Bonus!

[OwlHoot]

Rust on the roof means damp in the cellar is the Germanic expression I think

I just Googled ' "Rust on the roof" "damp in the cellar" ', and besides a few inevitable damp proofing adverts, your post is the only result returned (soon to be accompanied by this one no doubt - DOH!)

edit: Aha! ' Rusty roof damp cellar ' does a bit better.