Originally posted by Moscow Mule
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German Army vs British Army - who would win?
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Originally posted by sasguru View PostThe Germans aren't bothered about not having nukes though. They reckon they could just take France's in a matter of daysRule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
I preferred version 1!Comment
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Originally posted by minestrone View PostThey ain't allowed nukes.
What's to stop them secretly building nukes, tunnelling under the north sea, and planting them under London?Comment
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Originally posted by Doggy Styles View PostAh, but in 1930 they weren't allowed to re-arm.
What's to stop them secretly building nukes, tunnelling under the north sea, and planting them under London?Dirty Krauts.
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I thought that the Germany army was constitutionally forbidden to actually fight (that what they always say when they are asked to send volunteers to somewhere dangerous).
So they wouldn't have a chance, would they?
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Originally posted by sasguru View PostI reckon them Germans are just as efficient as they were 70 years ago. They're just keeping it quiet and letting us bankrupt ourselves in Iraq and Afghanistan.
Clever buggers.
HTH
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Non argument.
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Originally posted by chef View Postwhat a pointless thread
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Originally posted by tim123 View PostI thought that the Germany army was constitutionally forbidden to actually fight (that what they always say when they are asked to send volunteers to somewhere dangerous).Comment
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