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German Army vs British Army - who would win?

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    #11
    Originally posted by Moscow Mule View Post
    Wouldn't necessarily require nukes, just the TLAMs. Not sure if we'd be able to get replacements though as the US probably would not take too kindly to the UK expending it's entire stockpile on a friendly nation...
    They would be happy enough if we did it to Franch though.
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      #12
      Originally posted by sasguru View Post
      The Germans aren't bothered about not having nukes though. They reckon they could just take France's in a matter of days
      So could I.
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        #13
        Originally posted by minestrone View Post
        They ain't allowed nukes.
        Ah, but in 1930 they weren't allowed to re-arm.

        What's to stop them secretly building nukes, tunnelling under the north sea, and planting them under London?

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          #14
          Originally posted by Doggy Styles View Post
          Ah, but in 1930 they weren't allowed to re-arm.

          What's to stop them secretly building nukes, tunnelling under the north sea, and planting them under London?
          So that's where they've been spending all their money Dirty Krauts.
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            #15
            I thought that the Germany army was constitutionally forbidden to actually fight (that what they always say when they are asked to send volunteers to somewhere dangerous).

            So they wouldn't have a chance, would they?

            tim

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              #16
              Originally posted by sasguru View Post
              I reckon them Germans are just as efficient as they were 70 years ago. They're just keeping it quiet and letting us bankrupt ourselves in Iraq and Afghanistan.
              Clever buggers.
              The Germans are no longer allowed to come out to play after dark German Elf and Safety innit? So they wouldn't stand an earthly.....again.

              HTH

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                #17
                Non argument.

                The British (and no nukes required)
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                  #18
                  Originally posted by chef View Post
                  what a pointless thread

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by tim123 View Post
                    I thought that the Germany army was constitutionally forbidden to actually fight (that what they always say when they are asked to send volunteers to somewhere dangerous).
                    They're allowed to fight, but "only in defense". As Afghanistan is classed as "defense", the German army is engaged there (so presumably it's not what they always say when they are asked to send volunteers to somewhere dangerous). They are the ones that called in that air strike on the stolen oil tankers the other day.

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