Message to you feeling old

[bogeyman]

I had sex by myself while cycling but was arrested about 10 minutes from Birmingham town centre, suityou01 are you willing to pay half the fine?

I can imagine:

Errmm. I'm sorry Mister Crosby, but I have to arrest you for Waynking on a Bicycle, which is contravention of the 1968 Road Traffic Act.

Could you put away now sir?

[OwlHoot]

what is old? when do you become old?

When you start looking forward to Newsnight

[bogeyman]

When you start looking forward to Newsnight

Gawd I turn the TV over when it comes on now. Bloody propaganda organ.

I like Paxo, but that Kirsty woman does my nut in!

[minestrone]

When you get upset knowing Terry is giving up the breakfast spot.

[PRC1964]

what is old? when do you become old?

You qualify as old when your toys appear on Antiques Roadshow.

[wobbegong]

Play football, tennis, go swimming, cycling, running, speed walking.

Whatever. Now is the time.

Have you just discovered 'New Bodyform Ultra', SY01?