Reply to: Message to you feeling old

[wobbegong]

Play football, tennis, go swimming, cycling, running, speed walking.

Whatever. Now is the time.

Have you just discovered 'New Bodyform Ultra', SY01?

[PRC1964]

what is old? when do you become old?

You qualify as old when your toys appear on Antiques Roadshow.

[minestrone]

When you get upset knowing Terry is giving up the breakfast spot.

[bogeyman]

When you start looking forward to Newsnight

Gawd I turn the TV over when it comes on now. Bloody propaganda organ.

I like Paxo, but that Kirsty woman does my nut in!

[OwlHoot]

what is old? when do you become old?

When you start looking forward to Newsnight

[bogeyman]

I had sex by myself while cycling but was arrested about 10 minutes from Birmingham town centre, suityou01 are you willing to pay half the fine?

I can imagine:

Errmm. I'm sorry Mister Crosby, but I have to arrest you for Waynking on a Bicycle, which is contravention of the 1968 Road Traffic Act.

Could you put away now sir?

[BrilloPad]

what is old? when do you become old?

When politicians look young.

[DS23]

what is old? when do you become old?

[Mr Crosby]

I had sex by myself while cycling but was arrested about 10 minutes from Birmingham town centre, suityou01 are you willing to pay half the fine?

[Andy2]

zzzzzzzzzz
This is what i always wanted to do and still doing

[hyperD]

You're not. Get over it. Take life by the horns, NOW.

Fly a plane, or drive your car on a race track really fast, or jump out of a plane, or get hammered, or have hot steamy you-know-what.

Whatever it is that you were too afraid to do because you felt too old, GO AND DO IT, NOW!

Play football, tennis, go swimming, cycling, running, speed walking.


Whatever. Now is the time.

Or tomorrow morning first thing as it's pushing 9 here. But still, pack your sports kit, leave your trainers by the front door.

YOU'LL BE PLEASANTLY SUPRISED, THE BODY CAN STILL TAKE IT, YOU HAVE BEEN DELUDING YOURSELVES.

HTH

I've done most of that but I have to hold you on one point: my body can't take it. I've just come back from Cornwall body surfing and I feel like I've been run over by a truck! I even had old people help me across the road.

[d000hg]

But still, pack your sports kit, leave your trainers by the front door.

Barefoot running/cycling? Seems a bit extreme.

[suityou01]

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[Zippy]

Sorry, you're prolly all asleep by now.

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[suityou01]

Sorry, you're prolly all asleep by now.