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    Cracking one off?

    Has anybody ever walked through the office and spotted a pack of biscuits on a desk, and then thought, I am going to crack one off?

    I suggest taking the top one, or they all fall out.....
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    #2
    You're getting dangerously close to 'licking the chutney spoon' territory here.
    And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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      #3
      Get your timesheet signed first ..
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        #4
        knocking one out

        If it was in the right position, would you knock one out?

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          #5
          Originally posted by daviejones View Post
          Has anybody ever walked through the office and spotted a pack of biscuits on a desk, and then thought, I am going to crack one off?

          I suggest taking the top one, or they all fall out.....
          Depends.

          Are they Hob Knobs?
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            #6
            No, but I have thought about having a harry monk on someones desk.



            HTH
            Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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              #7
              Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
              No, but I have thought about having a harry monk on someones desk.



              HTH
              A harry monk? Is that like a wafty crank?
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                #8
                Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
                No, but I have thought about having a harry monk on someones desk.



                HTH
                The UAT server
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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Zippy View Post
                  The UAT server
                  Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                    #10
                    Volunteer for the odd night shift, biscuit robbing heaven

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