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    #11
    Originally posted by Sysman View Post
    First job on Monday - try to get hole of a plumber. Waiting for him to come around will keep you in for the next two weeks, so go to the pub NOW.
    How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.

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      #12
      Alternatively, bag up the laundry, go to the off licence for some 8-Ace and go to a 24 hour laundromat.

      There's a lot of pleasure to be had from getting slowly wrecked in a laundromat while doing the washing.

      I recommend you also take a book on heavy philosophy or fantasy sci-fi to complete the experience. It makes it easier for the loonies to start up a conversation with you.
      My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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        #13
        Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View Post
        Damn - didn't hit the Edit button fast enough.
        Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.

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          #14
          Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
          Alternatively, bag up the laundry, go to the off licence for some 8-Ace and go to a 24 hour laundromat.

          There's a lot of pleasure to be had from getting slowly wrecked in a laundromat while doing the washing.

          I recommend you also take a book on heavy philosophy or fantasy sci-fi to complete the experience. It makes it easier for the loonies to start up a conversation with you.
          Here speaks the voice of experience
          Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.

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            #15
            Originally posted by Sysman View Post
            First job on Monday - try to get hole of a plumber.
            (I think 'house boy' means Andyw is the 'hole of a plumber' option...)
            My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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              #16
              1. Drop washing off at laundrette, go to pub, get trolleyed.
              2. Collect washing.
              3. Go to pub.
              4. Simples.

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                #17
                Surely this calls out for every students dream business plan.

                A laundry with a bar in it.



                C'mon, I guarantee that everyone of you who went to Uni had this idea/discussion over a pint.

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                  #18
                  Pub it is then.

                  Second problem is, I've got find an ATM with money in it on Sunday of a bank holiday weekend as I've just found out I have £9.07 in cash. Min charge in pub for a card is £10. Which means I'll have to have at least four pints.
                  How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.

                  Follow me on Twitter - LinkedIn Profile - The HAB blog - New Blog: Mad Cameron
                  Xeno points: +5 - Asperger rating: 36 - Paranoid Schizophrenic rating: 44%

                  "We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to high office" - Aesop

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View Post
                    Poll
                    So... You have a nickname that mentions your "Hairy Arse". And now you tell us you have a "house boy".

                    Hmm... Maybe you should just watch Bruno instead?

                    Nomadd
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                      #20
                      Originally posted by nomadd View Post
                      So... You have a nickname that mentions your "Hairy Arse". And now you tell us you have a "house boy".

                      Hmm... Maybe you should just watch Bruno instead?

                      Nomadd
                      I'm out and I'm proud.

                      Do pay attention there.

                      BTW, two questions for you nomadd.

                      1) Do you like movies about gladiators?

                      2) Do you spit or do you swallow?
                      Last edited by HairyArsedBloke; 30 August 2009, 16:29.
                      How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.

                      Follow me on Twitter - LinkedIn Profile - The HAB blog - New Blog: Mad Cameron
                      Xeno points: +5 - Asperger rating: 36 - Paranoid Schizophrenic rating: 44%

                      "We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to high office" - Aesop

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