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How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.
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Alternatively, bag up the laundry, go to the off licence for some 8-Ace and go to a 24 hour laundromat.
There's a lot of pleasure to be had from getting slowly wrecked in a laundromat while doing the washing.
I recommend you also take a book on heavy philosophy or fantasy sci-fi to complete the experience. It makes it easier for the loonies to start up a conversation with you.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Damn - didn't hit the Edit button fast enough.Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View Post
Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.Comment
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Here speaks the voice of experienceOriginally posted by RichardCranium View PostAlternatively, bag up the laundry, go to the off licence for some 8-Ace and go to a 24 hour laundromat.
There's a lot of pleasure to be had from getting slowly wrecked in a laundromat while doing the washing.
I recommend you also take a book on heavy philosophy or fantasy sci-fi to complete the experience. It makes it easier for the loonies to start up a conversation with you.
Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.Comment
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(I think 'house boy' means Andyw is the 'hole of a plumber' option...)Originally posted by Sysman View PostFirst job on Monday - try to get hole of a plumber.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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1. Drop washing off at laundrette, go to pub, get trolleyed.
2. Collect washing.
3. Go to pub.
4. Simples.Comment
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Surely this calls out for every students dream business plan.
A laundry with a bar in it.
C'mon, I guarantee that everyone of you who went to Uni had this idea/discussion over a pint.Comment
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Pub it is then.
Second problem is, I've got find an ATM with money in it on Sunday of a bank holiday weekend as I've just found out I have £9.07 in cash. Min charge in pub for a card is £10. Which means I'll have to have at least four pints.How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.
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Xeno points: +5 - Asperger rating: 36 - Paranoid Schizophrenic rating: 44%
"We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to high office" - AesopComment
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So... You have a nickname that mentions your "Hairy Arse". And now you tell us you have a "house boy".Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View PostPoll
Hmm... Maybe you should just watch Bruno instead?
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I'm out and I'm proud.Originally posted by nomadd View PostSo... You have a nickname that mentions your "Hairy Arse". And now you tell us you have a "house boy".
Hmm... Maybe you should just watch Bruno instead?
Nomadd
Do pay attention there.
BTW, two questions for you nomadd.
1) Do you like movies about gladiators?
2) Do you spit or do you swallow?Last edited by HairyArsedBloke; 30 August 2009, 16:29.How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.
Follow me on Twitter - LinkedIn Profile - The HAB blog - New Blog: Mad Cameron
Xeno points: +5 - Asperger rating: 36 - Paranoid Schizophrenic rating: 44%
"We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to high office" - AesopComment
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