I cooked this evening

[suityou01]

Decided to treat the missus and cook for us.

Home made Muligatawny soup, poppodoms, lamb bhuna, rice, tarka dall.

Sat down to the muligatawny soup. Mission abandoned. It's the hottest thing I ever tasted, even hotter than that phall I made the other week.

I suffered, even though I am used to hot food. The missus is REALLY suffering.

She told me specifically to keep the spices to a minimum as she is breast feeding at the moment.

Dropped a bollock on this one.

Main dish coming out in a minute.

[Zippy]

Hope the wine is good

[suityou01]

Hope the wine is good

Real ale.

Popped a Carling in the fridge for 'er.

[TykeMerc]

Real ale.

Popped a Carling in the fridge for 'er.

Put a bog roll in there too or possibly in the freezer, she's going to need it.

[RichardCranium]

Put a bog roll in there too or possibly in the freezer, she's going to need it.

I can also recommend taking your spare flannels, soaking them in cold water, squeeze out the excess and leave them by the loo in a Tupperware box.

Mind you, that was a special hot curry. Those Sri Lankans don't mess about when making a point to an Englishman who says he can eat anything off the curry shop menu.

[suityou01]

Brought the curry out, put it in front of her and muttered "All the best"

[TykeMerc]

You might want to put some nappies in the fridge too, the sprog will suffer the after effects as well. Get in a job lot of sudocrem, chronic nappy rash may well be on the cards.

[RichardCranium]

Home made Muligatawny soup, poppodoms, lamb bhuna, rice, tarka dall.

Is that the one that's like a chicken dall, only it's a little 'otter?

[Zippy]

Waiter! Could we have Mr Cranium's coat please?

[suityou01]

You might want to put some nappies in the fridge too, the sprog will suffer the after effects as well. Get in a job lot of sudocrem, chronic nappy rash may well be on the cards.

Sprog'll be ok I reckon. She turned her nose up at the food. Too hot apparently. Even though the curry was far far "gayer".