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    #71
    Originally posted by BA to the Stars View Post
    And that is just amongst the female members of our noble profession

    Well, when you consider the alternative ........
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      #72
      Originally posted by Zippy View Post
      Well, when you consider the alternative ........
      <strokes chin thoughtfully....>
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        #73
        Originally posted by cojak View Post
        <strokes chin thoughtfully....>
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          #74
          Originally posted by oracleslave View Post
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          "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
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            #75
            Originally posted by Pogle View Post
            I made a man cry once, but I had just kneed him in the bollocks
            Was that when you were a lesbian?
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              #76
              Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
              When she gets in:

              a) Next time when I ask you to do something, don't leave it that long that I have to do it myself.

              b) WTF happened to you yesterday when the rest of had work to do?

              c) Don't expect to get paid for 'overtime' when you can't even manage to do your normal hours.

              d) You are clearly struggling even to do your little admin job, so either pull your socks up or look for something you can do.

              e) And you were seen bunking off yesterday. I covered your arse for you so you owe me one. But dont expect me to do it again.

              f) Another little demonstration like yesterday and I'll be seeking a team player to do the work instead, OK?
              Tough love, that's what the situation needs.


              Mmmmmmm - cojak, another girlie, tough love.

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