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    #21
    dials aviva...

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      #22
      Originally posted by DS23 View Post
      dials financial ombudsman...
      All our offices are now closed. Our standard working hours are 1pm to 8pm Monday to Friday Indian Standard Time. Please call back when we are open.

      Goodbye.

      <click>

      Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
      My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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        #23
        Originally posted by DS23 View Post
        dials aviva...
        Thank you for contacting us. Your request is in a queue. An operative will be along to assist you shorty. Your whinge is important to us. Please hold.
        The close proximity of the letters 'G' and 'T' are the reason I'll never again send an important email and end it with "Regards" ....

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          #24
          Originally posted by DS23 View Post
          dials aviva...
          Oo-arr. Oi be from Norwich oi be. Loike moi wife? 'At's moi zizter 'at be.
          My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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            #25
            Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
            Oo-arr. Oi be from Norwich oi be. Loike moi wife? 'At's moi zizter 'at be.
            Get orf moi loiyne
            +50 Xeno Geek Points
            Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
            As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

            Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

            CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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              #26
              I'm still waiting....

              FFS How hard can it be? All they have to do is turn it of, disconnect it at the plug, wait and count to ten (not sure which one of you thought that'd be a good laugh and reboot the bl00dy thing).
              'elf and safety guru

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                #27
                Hello my name is Prickles thank you for calling sorry to keep you waiting how are you how can I help today?




                Hello?




                Pick up da phone, man.




                Huh. Another one given up.
                <click>
                I don't mind, as long as there's a bed beneath the stars that shine. I'll be fine.
                If you give me a minute, a man's got a limit, I can't get a life if my heart's not in it.

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                  #28
                  There's an ominous queue forming at the branch opposite me.

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                    #29
                    holy crap - for real?

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                      #30
                      <peers out the window> looks ok from here.

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