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All our offices are now closed. Our standard working hours are 1pm to 8pm Monday to Friday Indian Standard Time. Please call back when we are open.Originally posted by DS23 View Postdials financial ombudsman...
Goodbye.
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BrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrMy all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Thank you for contacting us. Your request is in a queue. An operative will be along to assist you shorty. Your whinge is important to us. Please hold.Originally posted by DS23 View Postdials aviva...The close proximity of the letters 'G' and 'T' are the reason I'll never again send an important email and end it with "Regards" ....Comment
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Oo-arr. Oi be from Norwich oi be. Loike moi wife? 'At's moi zizter 'at be.Originally posted by DS23 View Postdials aviva...My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Get orf moi loiyneOriginally posted by RichardCranium View PostOo-arr. Oi be from Norwich oi be. Loike moi wife? 'At's moi zizter 'at be.+50 Xeno Geek Points
Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux.Pogle
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I'm still waiting....
FFS How hard can it be? All they have to do is turn it of, disconnect it at the plug, wait and count to ten (not sure which one of you thought that'd be a good laugh
and reboot the bl00dy thing).
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Hello my name is Prickles thank you for calling sorry to keep you waiting how are you how can I help today?
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Pick up da phone, man.
Huh. Another one given up.
<click>I don't mind, as long as there's a bed beneath the stars that shine. I'll be fine.
If you give me a minute, a man's got a limit, I can't get a life if my heart's not in it.Comment
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