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DS23 replied

25 August 2009, 15:48
<peers out the window> looks ok from here.
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DS23 replied

25 August 2009, 15:45
holy crap - for real?
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mace replied

25 August 2009, 15:33
There's an ominous queue forming at the branch opposite me.
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Prickles replied

25 August 2009, 15:14
Hello my name is Prickles thank you for calling sorry to keep you waiting how are you how can I help today?

Hello?

Pick up da phone, man.

Huh. Another one given up.
<click>
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thelace replied

25 August 2009, 14:55
I'm still waiting....

FFS How hard can it be? All they have to do is turn it of, disconnect it at the plug, wait and count to ten (not sure which one of you thought that'd be a good laugh and reboot the bl00dy thing).
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Zippy replied

25 August 2009, 14:40
Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post

Oo-arr. Oi be from Norwich oi be. Loike moi wife? 'At's moi zizter 'at be.

Get orf moi loiyne
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RichardCranium replied

25 August 2009, 14:38
Originally posted by DS23 View Post

dials aviva...

Oo-arr. Oi be from Norwich oi be. Loike moi wife? 'At's moi zizter 'at be.
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TriggerHippy replied

25 August 2009, 14:38
Originally posted by DS23 View Post

dials aviva...

Thank you for contacting us. Your request is in a queue. An operative will be along to assist you shorty. Your whinge is important to us. Please hold.
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RichardCranium replied

25 August 2009, 14:37
Originally posted by DS23 View Post

dials financial ombudsman...

All our offices are now closed. Our standard working hours are 1pm to 8pm Monday to Friday Indian Standard Time. Please call back when we are open.

Goodbye.

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Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
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DS23 replied

25 August 2009, 14:37
dials aviva...
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Zippy replied

25 August 2009, 14:36
Originally posted by Ed Winchester View Post

Hi, I'm Ed Winchester.

You're new aren't you? Do you have buildings and contents insurance?
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Ed Winchester replied

25 August 2009, 14:34
Hi, I'm Ed Winchester.
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DS23 replied

25 August 2009, 14:34
dials financial ombudsman...
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RichardCranium replied

25 August 2009, 14:33
All our offices are now closed. Our standard working hours are 1pm to 8pm Monday to Friday Indian Standard Time. Please call back when we are open.

Goodbye.

<click>

Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
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Zippy replied

25 August 2009, 14:32
<dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy>

Sorry to keep you waiting. I'll have to get my supervisor ..
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