Health & Safety Numptiness II

[moorfield]

They've done pint glasses, today they've decided to move onto hanging baskets.

[DS23]

if sas were here he'd say:

"hang the lot of 'em"

[oracleslave]

They've done pint glasses, today they've decided to move onto hanging baskets.

Flowerpots are allegedly the second most dangerous gardening item in the uk after lawnmowers at approx 5300 incidents a year.

It's for your own good ffs!

[thelace]

Spontaneously Combusting Hanging Baskets????

FFS

It's like I've woken up in I am Legend and I'm the only sane safetybod left, the rest are all mutants trying to destroy the world we live in.

I apologise profusely for my profession!

Excuse me while I take out the Corvette with my shotgun and baseball bat.

I'm gonna kick some H&S Mutie ass....

[Lumiere]

Flowerpots are allegedly the second most dangerous gardening item in the uk after lawnmowers at approx 5300 incidents a year.

It's for your own good ffs!

So why not ban lawnmowers first?

[Bunk]

It's like I've woken up in I am Legend and I'm the only sane safetybod left, the rest are all mutants trying to destroy the world we live in.

Except that in the book, by the end he realises that he is the odd one out, and the others are now the norm

[oracleslave]

So why not ban lawnmowers first?

They should be banned imo. I've gone green and now get Raymond to cut the lawn around my victorian mansion with a hay scythe.

[Andy2]

Ban them
They are dangerous. One of them tried to strangle me the other day

[thelace]

Ban them
They are dangerous. One of them tried to strangle me the other day

Health and Safety or a hanging basket?

[George Parr]

In my wild younger days I had a few pints in glass jars in here. I can't believe I made it out alive. I did some crazy tulip back then.