They've done pint glasses, today they've decided to move onto hanging baskets.
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Health & Safety Numptiness II
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Flowerpots are allegedly the second most dangerous gardening item in the uk after lawnmowers at approx 5300 incidents a year.Originally posted by moorfield View PostThey've done pint glasses, today they've decided to move onto hanging baskets.
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Spontaneously Combusting Hanging Baskets????
FFS
It's like I've woken up in I am Legend and I'm the only sane safetybod left, the rest are all mutants trying to destroy the world we live in.
I apologise profusely for my profession!
Excuse me while I take out the Corvette with my shotgun and baseball bat.
I'm gonna kick some H&S Mutie ass....'elf and safety guruComment
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So why not ban lawnmowers first?Originally posted by oracleslave View PostFlowerpots are allegedly the second most dangerous gardening item in the uk after lawnmowers at approx 5300 incidents a year.
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Except that in the book, by the end he realises that he is the odd one out, and the others are now the normOriginally posted by thelace View PostIt's like I've woken up in I am Legend and I'm the only sane safetybod left, the rest are all mutants trying to destroy the world we live in.
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They should be banned imo. I've gone green and now get Raymond to cut the lawn around my victorian mansion with a hay scythe.Originally posted by Lumiere View PostSo why not ban lawnmowers first?Comment
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Health and Safety or a hanging basket?Originally posted by Andy2 View PostBan them
They are dangerous. One of them tried to strangle me the other day'elf and safety guruComment
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In my wild younger days I had a few pints in glass jars in here. I can't believe I made it out alive. I did some crazy tulip back then.Numbly tolerating the inequality as a way to achieve greater prosperity for all.Comment
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