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Previously on "Health & Safety Numptiness II"

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  • Zippy
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    Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
    5300 accidents involving flowerpots? That must comprise almost the entire population of flower pot owners.
    I can say - hand on heart - that I have yet to suffer a serious flowerpot-related accident.

    HTH the stats

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  • TimberWolf
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    5300 accidents involving flowerpots? That must comprise almost the entire population of flower pot owners.

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  • oracleslave
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    Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
    How the flip can a flowerpot be dangerous, apart from the risk of tripping over it, which is hardly a problem if it is hanging over your head?


    Please ask your flowerpot questions here

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  • OwlHoot
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    Originally posted by oracleslave View Post
    Flowerpots are allegedly the second most dangerous gardening item in the uk after lawnmowers at approx 5300 incidents a year.

    It's for your own good ffs!
    How the flip can a flowerpot be dangerous, apart from the risk of tripping over it, which is hardly a problem if it is hanging over your head?

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  • thunderlizard
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    Originally posted by George Parr View Post
    In my wild younger days I had a few pints in glass jars in here. I can't believe I made it out alive. I did some crazy tulip back then.
    I saw that the URL and assumed it was for the "Forester's Arms Fair", & was about to express surprise that drinking was allowed when surrounded by the latest in designer weaponry. The reality is somewhat tamer.

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  • RichardCranium
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    Originally posted by George Parr View Post
    In my wild younger days I had a few pints in glass jars in here. I can't believe I made it out alive. I did some crazy tulip back then.
    jugs

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  • George Parr
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    In my wild younger days I had a few pints in glass jars in here. I can't believe I made it out alive. I did some crazy tulip back then.
    Last edited by George Parr; 25 August 2009, 16:50. Reason: too many http://s

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  • thelace
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    Originally posted by Andy2 View Post
    Ban them
    They are dangerous. One of them tried to strangle me the other day
    Health and Safety or a hanging basket?

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  • Andy2
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    Ban them
    They are dangerous. One of them tried to strangle me the other day

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  • oracleslave
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    Originally posted by Lumiere View Post
    So why not ban lawnmowers first?
    They should be banned imo. I've gone green and now get Raymond to cut the lawn around my victorian mansion with a hay scythe.

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  • Bunk
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    Originally posted by thelace View Post
    It's like I've woken up in I am Legend and I'm the only sane safetybod left, the rest are all mutants trying to destroy the world we live in.
    Except that in the book, by the end he realises that he is the odd one out, and the others are now the norm

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  • Lumiere
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    Originally posted by oracleslave View Post
    Flowerpots are allegedly the second most dangerous gardening item in the uk after lawnmowers at approx 5300 incidents a year.

    It's for your own good ffs!
    So why not ban lawnmowers first?

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  • thelace
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    Spontaneously Combusting Hanging Baskets????

    FFS

    It's like I've woken up in I am Legend and I'm the only sane safetybod left, the rest are all mutants trying to destroy the world we live in.

    I apologise profusely for my profession!

    Excuse me while I take out the Corvette with my shotgun and baseball bat.

    I'm gonna kick some H&S Mutie ass....

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  • oracleslave
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    Originally posted by moorfield View Post
    They've done pint glasses, today they've decided to move onto hanging baskets.
    Flowerpots are allegedly the second most dangerous gardening item in the uk after lawnmowers at approx 5300 incidents a year.

    It's for your own good ffs!

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  • DS23
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    if sas were here he'd say:

    "hang the lot of 'em"

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