As you all know sasguru has banned himself from this forum and will therefore not be able to defend himself from any personal insults, no matter how bad (or truthful) they may be. I would urge you not to mention his Tourette syndrome, as he may not be able to resist coming back on to say 'bollux' or somesuch.
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He couldn't anyway; he has neither the vocabulary or the intelligence to do so competently.Originally posted by TimberWolf View PostAs you all know sasguru has banned himself from this forum and will therefore not be able to defend himself from any personal insults
And he's a knob.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think. -
You cretinous cretinOriginally posted by TimberWolf View PostAs you all know sasguru has banned himself from this forum and will therefore not be able to defend himself from any personal insults, no matter how bad (or truthful) they may be. I would urge you not to mention his Tourette syndrome, as he may not be able to resist coming back on to say 'bollux' or somesuch.Comment
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Another village idiot application. Cretin.Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostHe couldn't anyway; he has neither the vocabulary or the intelligence to do so competently.
And he's a knob.Comment
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And anotherOriginally posted by oracleslave View PostAnother village idiot application. Cretin.
+50 Xeno Geek Points
Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux.Pogle
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I hadn't realised sasguru was a sockpuppet of yours until I saw you provide this poor response. It is just a shame the vote's result did not apply to your presence too.Originally posted by oracleslave View PostAnother village idiot application. Cretin.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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My attempt at a sas type response and hence attempted humour was clearly an epic fail. Oh well, it's not the first time...Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostI hadn't realised sasguru was a sockpuppet of yours until I saw you provide this poor response. It is just a shame the vote's result did not apply to your presence too.Comment
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I didn't, actually. (I tend to lump sasguru's output in the same file a Cyberspoons)...Originally posted by TimberWolf View PostAs you all know sasguru has banned himself from this forum and will therefore not be able to defend himself from any personal insults, no matter how bad (or truthful) they may be. I would urge you not to mention his Tourette syndrome, as he may not be able to resist coming back on to say 'bollux' or somesuch."I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
- Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...Comment
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All this talk of banning people. Let's just chill ouuuut man.
Zippy, can you roll please?
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Whats wrong with a good banning?Originally posted by suityou01 View PostAll this talk of banning people. Let's just chill ouuuut man.
Zippy, can you roll please?
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