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Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson -
http://www.chavworld.co.uk/chav.htmOriginally posted by Moscow Mule View PostWhat do you mean by chav?The close proximity of the letters 'G' and 'T' are the reason I'll never again send an important email and end it with "Regards" ....Comment
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Anything with a badly fitted/home made body kit or tail fin. Anything where look, sound and feel is more important than performance.I am not qualified to give the above advice!
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Taken one step further ....Originally posted by Sysman View PostPuke!
http://thepirata.com/modified-bmw-645/The close proximity of the letters 'G' and 'T' are the reason I'll never again send an important email and end it with "Regards" ....Comment
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There is a certain amount of pointers towards our very own Lurch(er) in the Chav traits.Originally posted by oracleslave View PostRange Rover doesn't scream chav to me.
BMW - only the 3 series really
What about Rover, Mitsubishi Evo and any subaru saloon.
PS: now that you have the car, what else do you need to become a fully-fledged chav?I am not qualified to give the above advice!
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All BMWs except the Dixie. Those daft crew cab tax dodge pick ups. Almost all Jap grey imports eg Mazda Friendee BongoComment
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I think it's funny that a guy who can't afford a decent car and drives a girls shopping car would have any sort of opinion on the subject.
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Ah you're back. Signing on day today?Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostI think it's funny that a guy who can't afford a decent car and drives a girls shopping car would have any sort of opinion on the subject.
Hard Brexit now!
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Yes, it's bloody embarrasing having to beg for the rent money.Originally posted by sasguru View PostAh you're back. Signing on day today?Comment
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