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Originally posted by moorfield View PostEh? Why would be want to do that? The game'll be over by the time I've finished my tea and got the flight.Sebastian Conran, who heads the Home Office’s Design and Technology Alliance Against Crime, said: “There are existing plastic glasses and if you go to a baseball game in the United States you can buy beer in a paper cup.Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away. -
Ok, Who was it?
From the Comments Section :
Luke Murley wrote:
I once saw a woman so huge that the pint-pot in her hand looked like a half-pint-pot. It later transpired that it was a half-pint-pot and that she was a normal sized woman.
August 24, 2009 11:53 AM BST on UK-TimesOnline Recommend? Report Abuse Permalink"Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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Bring back the pewter tankard.
Bar room brawls would have comedy 'clonks' and 'clanks' like a 50’s pirate movie.
Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave JohnsonComment
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So what heppens when folk get paper cuts from their drinking "vessels"?
The worlds gone maaaad, maaad I tell you!
'elf and safety guruComment
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Last Year I did a brief stint at an NHS body, and there was a cupboard placed near a corner and there was a sign on it saying
"This is a cupboard, please do not walk into it"
I sh*t you not.
Needless to say I left after a monthComment
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How many people have tripped over those "wet floor" signs they put on shop floors or bumped your head on a "mind your head" notice? I don't notice them at other times.Comment
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I once tripped over a little orange 'traffic cone' that was marked 'CLOSE THIS DOOR' that was propping open a door.Originally posted by TimberWolf View PostHow many people have tripped over those "wet floor" signs they put on shop floors or bumped your head on a "mind your head" notice?
I have never worked that one out.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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