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    #51
    Originally posted by realityhack View Post
    Very bizarrely: NEWSFLASH.

    Another agency has just called me to ask if I wouldn't mind interviewing for a more senior role - same company - parent group of the division I went to before... Effectively as 'tarquin's' boss.



    What do you think?

    Worth it for the comedy value alone

    Go, go RH!
    +50 Xeno Geek Points
    Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
    As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

    Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

    CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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      #52
      Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
      Ah luvvie - it will be grand!!

      If it doesn't work out - it wasn't meant to be.
      Does this kind of comment work on females.

      To me it is just an empty string of nothingness.

      But if it works on the girlies I guess I can adapt my approach to include these things.
      "Condoms should come with a free pack of earplugs."

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        #53
        Originally posted by ThomasSoerensen View Post
        Does this kind of comment work on females.

        To me it is just an empty string of nothingness.

        But if it works on the girlies I guess I can adapt my approach to include these things.
        I don't go along with "it wasn't meant to be".

        It was meant to be, and it would have been really good too. But you fscked up (or they just didn't like you).
        Cats are evil.

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          #54
          Originally posted by Zippy View Post
          Thats my girl. Go and have a few jars tonight to cheer yourself up
          jars? Of mayonnaise? or what?
          "Condoms should come with a free pack of earplugs."

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            #55
            Originally posted by ThomasSoerensen View Post
            jars? Of mayonnaise? or what?
            Whatever she likes.
            +50 Xeno Geek Points
            Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
            As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

            Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

            CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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              #56
              Originally posted by realityhack View Post
              Very bizarrely: NEWSFLASH.

              Another agency has just called me to ask if I wouldn't mind interviewing for a more senior role - same company - parent group of the division I went to before... Effectively as 'tarquin's' boss.



              What do you think?

              I think it's amazing... an agent doing some work on a Friday afternoon?
              Oh, I’m sorry….I seem to be lost. I was looking for the sane side of town. I’d ask you for directions, but I have a feeling you’ve never been there and I’d be wasting my time.

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                #57
                Originally posted by SizeZero View Post
                I think it's amazing... an agent doing some work on a Friday afternoon?
                I concur.... even more amazing is that there's more than one pimp grafting away this late on a Friday - times must be tough.
                Kneel before Bod

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                  #58
                  Originally posted by Bod View Post
                  grafting
                  I don't usually quote myself, but on reflection, it was a terrible choice of word.
                  Kneel before Bod

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                    #59
                    Originally posted by realityhack View Post
                    Very bizarrely: NEWSFLASH.

                    Another agency has just called me to ask if I wouldn't mind interviewing for a more senior role - same company - parent group of the division I went to before... Effectively as 'tarquin's' boss.



                    What do you think?

                    Should be a good ego booster if nothing else. Give it a whirl!
                    Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.

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                      #60
                      Originally posted by swamp View Post
                      I don't go along with "it wasn't meant to be".

                      It was meant to be, and it would have been really good too. But you fscked up (or they just didn't like you).
                      I don't think I've called anyone on here a twonk yet, but you'll do.

                      You're a twonk.
                      My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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