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Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux.Pogle
As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF
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Does this kind of comment work on females.Originally posted by cailin maith View PostAh luvvie - it will be grand!!
If it doesn't work out - it wasn't meant to be.
To me it is just an empty string of nothingness.
But if it works on the girlies I guess I can adapt my approach to include these things."Condoms should come with a free pack of earplugs."Comment
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I don't go along with "it wasn't meant to be".Originally posted by ThomasSoerensen View PostDoes this kind of comment work on females.
To me it is just an empty string of nothingness.
But if it works on the girlies I guess I can adapt my approach to include these things.
It was meant to be, and it would have been really good too. But you fscked up (or they just didn't like you).Cats are evil.Comment
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jars? Of mayonnaise? or what?Originally posted by Zippy View PostThats my girl. Go and have a few jars tonight to cheer yourself up
"Condoms should come with a free pack of earplugs."Comment
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Whatever she likes.Originally posted by ThomasSoerensen View Postjars? Of mayonnaise? or what?+50 Xeno Geek Points
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As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF
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I think it's amazing... an agent doing some work on a Friday afternoon?Originally posted by realityhack View PostVery bizarrely: NEWSFLASH.
Another agency has just called me to ask if I wouldn't mind interviewing for a more senior role - same company - parent group of the division I went to before... Effectively as 'tarquin's' boss.

What do you think?

Oh, I’m sorry….I seem to be lost. I was looking for the sane side of town. I’d ask you for directions, but I have a feeling you’ve never been there and I’d be wasting my time.Comment
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I concur.... even more amazing is that there's more than one pimp grafting away this late on a Friday - times must be tough.Originally posted by SizeZero View PostI think it's amazing... an agent doing some work on a Friday afternoon?Kneel before BodComment
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I don't usually quote myself, but on reflection, it was a terrible choice of word.Originally posted by Bod View PostgraftingKneel before BodComment
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Should be a good ego booster if nothing else. Give it a whirl!Originally posted by realityhack View PostVery bizarrely: NEWSFLASH.
Another agency has just called me to ask if I wouldn't mind interviewing for a more senior role - same company - parent group of the division I went to before... Effectively as 'tarquin's' boss.

What do you think?

Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.Comment
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I don't think I've called anyone on here a twonk yet, but you'll do.Originally posted by swamp View PostI don't go along with "it wasn't meant to be".
It was meant to be, and it would have been really good too. But you fscked up (or they just didn't like you).
You're a twonk.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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