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    #21
    Terry Scot?
    The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

    But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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      #22
      Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
      Terry Scot?
      Colonel Scot.
      ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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        #23
        never use a Chutney spoon for your Scotch Broth
        The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

        But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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          #24
          Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
          never use a Chutney spoon for your Scotch Broth
          ... especially if it was licked by a stupid scot.

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            #25
            Originally posted by Cyberman View Post
            Scots should be put down at birth.
            Does this startling quote need adding to the Chutney Spoon web site or would that be unwise?
            My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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              #26
              Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
              Does this startling quote need adding to the Chutney Spoon web site or would that be unwise?
              Go on, you know you want to
              Me, me, me...

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                #27
                If Brown had been put down at birth all of our pensions would be worth a damn lot more, we'd still have our gold, and we would not have had to bail our banks out. The downside would have been that he could not boast of saving the world.

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                  #28
                  Oh FFS, CB is back

                  Can't he be disposed of on compassionate grounds (compassion for us, not him)?

                  At least Victor Meldrew didn't actually want to be miserable. This twonk positively delights in whinging about things he deliberately chooses not to understand just so he can whinge some more

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                    #29
                    Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
                    Oh FFS, CB is back

                    Can't he be disposed of on compassionate grounds (compassion for us, not him)?

                    At least Victor Meldrew didn't actually want to be miserable. This twonk positively delights in whinging about things he deliberately chooses not to understand just so he can whinge some more
                    Have you seen today's discussion regarding humour, prompted by administrator? CB is the New Way. The Way of General.
                    My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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                      #30
                      Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
                      Have you seen today's discussion regarding humour, prompted by administrator? CB is the New Way. The Way of General.
                      +50 Xeno Geek Points
                      Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
                      As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

                      Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

                      CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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