I've wet myself
Just went to the bathroom and the bloody phone went. Hurried up me doings and came back to my desk and I've spotted I've dribbled down my trousers. 
It's a good job I'm on my own here.
It's a good job I'm on my own here.
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How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.
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You aren't.Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View PostAnd what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014 -
You shouldn't have hurried up because of the phone. The moment you allow your bladder functions to be dictated by a machine is one that should be delayed as long as possible.Comment
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Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View PostJust went to the bathroom and the bloody phone went. Hurried up me doings and came back to my desk and I've spotted I've dribbled down my trousers.
It's a good job I'm on my own here.
had a pot noodle and the bloody doorbell went.
Fixed that for you.King of Chutney.
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Look in the mirror......that's you everyday in 30 years timeOriginally posted by HairyArsedBloke View PostJust went to the bathroom and the bloody phone went. Hurried up me doings and came back to my desk and I've spotted I've dribbled down my trousers.
It's a good job I'm on my own here.Faster, faster, faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death.
Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you and scorn in the one ahead.Comment
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err buy an answerphone
then spend as long as you like on the loo
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I'd never let anything interrupt me when I'm having a pot noodle.Originally posted by MrToast View Post had a pot noodle and the bloody doorbell went.
Fixed that for you.
Hey, I'm 50. It's already here. I won't be around in 30 years.Originally posted by BlackenedBiker View Post
What, you wet yourself too?Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
Actually, it was the mobile and going to voicemail was what I was trying to avoid.Originally posted by chef View Posterr buy an answerphone then spend as long as you like on the looHow did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.
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Excellent. Now you shall be ever known as Mr Pissy Pants!What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Maybe you should wear darker coloured trousers so it doesn't show so much?Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View PostJust went to the bathroom and the bloody phone went. Hurried up me doings and came back to my desk and I've spotted I've dribbled down my trousers.
It's a good job I'm on my own here.Comment
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