I've wet myself

[BrilloPad]

Just went to the bathroom and the bloody phone went. Hurried up me doings and came back to my desk and I've spotted I've dribbled down my trousers.

It's a good job I'm on my own here.

Maybe you should wear darker coloured trousers so it doesn't show so much?

[MarillionFan]

Excellent. Now you shall be ever known as Mr Pissy Pants!

[HairyArsedBloke]

had a pot noodle and the bloody doorbell went.

Fixed that for you.

I'd never let anything interrupt me when I'm having a pot noodle.

Look in the mirror......that's you everyday in 30 years time

Hey, I'm 50. It's already here. I won't be around in 30 years.

You aren't.

What, you wet yourself too?

err buy an answerphone then spend as long as you like on the loo

Actually, it was the mobile and going to voicemail was what I was trying to avoid.

[chef]

err buy an answerphone then spend as long as you like on the loo

[BlackenedBiker]

Just went to the bathroom and the bloody phone went. Hurried up me doings and came back to my desk and I've spotted I've dribbled down my trousers.

It's a good job I'm on my own here.

Look in the mirror......that's you everyday in 30 years time

[MrToast]

Just went to the bathroom and the bloody phone went. Hurried up me doings and came back to my desk and I've spotted I've dribbled down my trousers.

It's a good job I'm on my own here.

had a pot noodle and the bloody doorbell went.

Fixed that for you.

[thunderlizard]

You shouldn't have hurried up because of the phone. The moment you allow your bladder functions to be dictated by a machine is one that should be delayed as long as possible.

[Mich the Tester]

It's a good job I'm on my own here.

You aren't.

[HairyArsedBloke]

Just went to the bathroom and the bloody phone went. Hurried up me doings and came back to my desk and I've spotted I've dribbled down my trousers.

It's a good job I'm on my own here.