I pretend to be stupider than I am so as not to intimidate people.
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Is that even possible?Originally posted by sasguru View PostI pretend to be stupider than I am so as not to intimidate people.Comment
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Ewww, those kinda wimmin always have a certain smell about them. I wouldn`t...........Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostIf this bird is bonking anything in trousers its only fair that you do the right thing, send me her phone number right away

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Dunno.Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostIs that even possible?Hard Brexit now!
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They smell like Pot Noodles?Originally posted by SuperZ View PostEwww, those kinda wimmin always have a certain smell about them. I wouldn`t...........

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Have been in this situation and kept my mouth shut. Nasty.+50 Xeno Geek Points
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Me 5 pence
FWIW, I went through a similar situation although possibly not as clear cut as Platypus's situation.
My ex was basically telling all her mates who would tell their other halves , that she thought our relationship was coming to an end etc etc, she said subsequently that she was not unfaithful during this time , which I think is bull s h i t e but it was only after she has gone, with no real reason that I found all this out.
I felt like a idiot and would have appreciated if someone had said something although by my own admittance I am not sure I would have taken the advice in the spirit it was intended.
However, as the saying goes "The road to hell is paved with good intentions" and in emotionally charged situation the law of unintended consequences could mean you do more harm than good.
Whatever you do do, dont tell him, if you have enough proof talk to her and tell her to sort her sh i t out or you will tell him.There are no evil thoughts except one: the refusal to thinkComment
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Difficult position and option. How are you going to explain to a mate that you knew when it all goes baps up?Originally posted by Zippy View PostHave been in this situation and kept my mouth shut. Nasty.I am not qualified to give the above advice!
The original point and click interface by
Smith and Wesson.
Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to timeComment
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