Originally posted by minestrone
View Post
- Visitors can check out the Forum FAQ by clicking this link. You have to register before you can post: click the REGISTER link above to proceed. To start viewing messages, select the forum that you want to visit from the selection below. View our Forum Privacy Policy.
- Want to receive the latest contracting news and advice straight to your inbox? Sign up to the ContractorUK newsletter here. Every sign up will also be entered into a draw to WIN £100 Amazon vouchers!
Ballbag dilema - resloved!
Collapse
X
-
-
Did she work in Asda on the cheese counter?Originally posted by minestrone View Postgf had a patient who got a bit frisky with a cheese grater one night.
King of Chutney.
Bring back Chetty - Lord of all things Chet!Comment
-
She had to swab the cut in his gland.Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostYour gf was a nurse? Do they allow cheesegraters in hospital?
<imaginesTheWincingGoingOnNow/>Comment
-
WHO, WHAT, WHY and most importantly HOW!!!!!!Originally posted by minestrone View Postgf had a patient who got a bit frisky with a cheese grater one night.Faster, faster, faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death.
Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you and scorn in the one ahead.Comment
-
Originally posted by minestrone View PostShe had to swab the cut in his gland.
<imaginesTheWincingGoingOnNow/>
Reminds me of when I had staff (20 years ago) and one of them got a split foreskin while at it enthusiastically with his new gf.Comment
-
Originally posted by SallyAnne View PostBallbag dilema - You couldn't find one?
We're not shocked at that.
Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith
Any forum is a collection of assorted weirdos, cranks and pervs - Board Game Geek
That will be a simply fab time to catch up for a beer. - Tay
Have you ever seen somebody lick the chutney spoon in an Indian Restaurant and put it back ? - CyberghoulComment
-
-
How the hell did you obtain that little nugget of information?? That's not the kind of thing you casually slip in to conversation with the boss...Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
Reminds me of when I had staff (20 years ago) and one of them got a split foreskin while at it enthusiastically with his new gf.Comment
-
Worrying thing is, she's an accountant.Originally posted by minestrone View Postgf had a patient who got a bit frisky with a cheese grater one night.
Comment
-
At last! A properly valid joke XML tag. And camelCased too!Originally posted by minestrone View Post
<imaginesTheWincingGoingOnNow/>Comment
- Home
- News & Features
- First Timers
- IR35 / S660 / BN66
- Employee Benefit Trusts
- Agency Workers Regulations
- MSC Legislation
- Limited Companies
- Dividends
- Umbrella Company
- VAT / Flat Rate VAT
- Job News & Guides
- Money News & Guides
- Guide to Contracts
- Successful Contracting
- Contracting Overseas
- Contractor Calculators
- MVL
- Contractor Expenses
Advertisers
Contractor Services
CUK News
- Should a new limited company not making much money pay a salary/dividend? Yesterday 08:43
- Blocking the 2025 Loan Charge settlement opportunity from being a genuine opportunity is… HMRC Feb 12 07:41
- How a buyer’s market in UK property for 2026 is contractors’ double-edge sword Feb 11 07:12
- Why PAYE overcharging by HMRC is every contractor’s problem Feb 10 06:26
- Government unveils ‘Umbrella Company Regulations consultation’ Feb 9 05:55
- JSL rules ‘are HMRC’s way to make contractor umbrella company clients give a sh*t where their money goes’ Feb 8 07:42
- Contractors warned over HMRC charging £3.5 billion too much Feb 6 03:18
- Statutory Sick Pay (SSP) for umbrella company contractors: an April 2026 explainer Feb 5 07:19
- IR35: IT contractors ‘most concerned about off-payroll working rules’ Feb 4 07:11
- Labour’s near-silence on its employment status shakeup is telling, and disappointing Feb 3 07:47

Comment