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Reply to: Ballbag dilema - resloved!

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Previously on "Ballbag dilema - resloved!"

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  • minestrone
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    I could also let you know what has to happen when you inject window sealant up your third eye and it sets.

    Not from personal experience mind.

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  • thunderlizard
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    Originally posted by minestrone View Post

    <imaginesTheWincingGoingOnNow/>
    At last! A properly valid joke XML tag. And camelCased too!

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  • Clippy
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    Originally posted by minestrone View Post
    gf had a patient who got a bit frisky with a cheese grater one night.
    Worrying thing is, she's an accountant.

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  • realityhack
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post


    Reminds me of when I had staff (20 years ago) and one of them got a split foreskin while at it enthusiastically with his new gf.
    How the hell did you obtain that little nugget of information?? That's not the kind of thing you casually slip in to conversation with the boss...

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  • Mailman_1
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    Have you ever torn your banjo string? Worst pain ever!!!!!

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  • snaw
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    Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post
    Ballbag dilema - You couldn't find one?

    We're not shocked at that.

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by minestrone View Post
    She had to swab the cut in his gland.

    <imaginesTheWincingGoingOnNow/>


    Reminds me of when I had staff (20 years ago) and one of them got a split foreskin while at it enthusiastically with his new gf.

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  • BlackenedBiker
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    Originally posted by minestrone View Post
    gf had a patient who got a bit frisky with a cheese grater one night.
    WHO, WHAT, WHY and most importantly HOW!!!!!!

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  • minestrone
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    Your gf was a nurse? Do they allow cheesegraters in hospital?
    She had to swab the cut in his gland.

    <imaginesTheWincingGoingOnNow/>

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  • MrToast
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    Originally posted by minestrone View Post
    gf had a patient who got a bit frisky with a cheese grater one night.
    Did she work in Asda on the cheese counter?

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by minestrone View Post
    gf had a patient who got a bit frisky with a cheese grater one night.
    Your gf was a nurse? Do they allow cheesegraters in hospital?

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  • minestrone
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    Particularly when she uses a cheese grater......
    gf had a patient who got a bit frisky with a cheese grater one night.

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  • SallyAnne
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    Ballbag dilema - You couldn't find one?

    We're not shocked at that.

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by snaw View Post
    The worry is that you have cheese to grate.

    Especially if you work in an Indian Restaurant.

    Cybertory.

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  • snaw
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    I prefer it when Mrs BP scratches mine.

    Particularly when she uses a cheese grater......
    The worry is that you have cheese to grate.

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