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Ballbag dilema - resloved!

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    #11
    Originally posted by minestrone View Post
    gf had a patient who got a bit frisky with a cheese grater one night.
    Your gf was a nurse? Do they allow cheesegraters in hospital?

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      #12
      Originally posted by minestrone View Post
      gf had a patient who got a bit frisky with a cheese grater one night.
      Did she work in Asda on the cheese counter?
      King of Chutney.

      Bring back Chetty - Lord of all things Chet!

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        #13
        Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
        Your gf was a nurse? Do they allow cheesegraters in hospital?
        She had to swab the cut in his gland.

        <imaginesTheWincingGoingOnNow/>

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          #14
          Originally posted by minestrone View Post
          gf had a patient who got a bit frisky with a cheese grater one night.
          WHO, WHAT, WHY and most importantly HOW!!!!!!
          Faster, faster, faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death.

          Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you and scorn in the one ahead.

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            #15
            Originally posted by minestrone View Post
            She had to swab the cut in his gland.

            <imaginesTheWincingGoingOnNow/>


            Reminds me of when I had staff (20 years ago) and one of them got a split foreskin while at it enthusiastically with his new gf.

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              #16
              Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post
              Ballbag dilema - You couldn't find one?

              We're not shocked at that.
              Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith

              Any forum is a collection of assorted weirdos, cranks and pervs - Board Game Geek

              That will be a simply fab time to catch up for a beer. - Tay

              Have you ever seen somebody lick the chutney spoon in an Indian Restaurant and put it back ? - Cyberghoul

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                #17
                Have you ever torn your banjo string? Worst pain ever!!!!!

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post


                  Reminds me of when I had staff (20 years ago) and one of them got a split foreskin while at it enthusiastically with his new gf.
                  How the hell did you obtain that little nugget of information?? That's not the kind of thing you casually slip in to conversation with the boss...

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by minestrone View Post
                    gf had a patient who got a bit frisky with a cheese grater one night.
                    Worrying thing is, she's an accountant.

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by minestrone View Post

                      <imaginesTheWincingGoingOnNow/>
                      At last! A properly valid joke XML tag. And camelCased too!

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