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Ballbag dilema - resloved!
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Did she work in Asda on the cheese counter?Originally posted by minestrone View Postgf had a patient who got a bit frisky with a cheese grater one night.
King of Chutney.
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She had to swab the cut in his gland.Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostYour gf was a nurse? Do they allow cheesegraters in hospital?
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WHO, WHAT, WHY and most importantly HOW!!!!!!Originally posted by minestrone View Postgf had a patient who got a bit frisky with a cheese grater one night.Faster, faster, faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death.
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Originally posted by minestrone View PostShe had to swab the cut in his gland.
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Reminds me of when I had staff (20 years ago) and one of them got a split foreskin while at it enthusiastically with his new gf.Comment
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Originally posted by SallyAnne View PostBallbag dilema - You couldn't find one?
We're not shocked at that.
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How the hell did you obtain that little nugget of information?? That's not the kind of thing you casually slip in to conversation with the boss...Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
Reminds me of when I had staff (20 years ago) and one of them got a split foreskin while at it enthusiastically with his new gf.Comment
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Worrying thing is, she's an accountant.Originally posted by minestrone View Postgf had a patient who got a bit frisky with a cheese grater one night.
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At last! A properly valid joke XML tag. And camelCased too!Originally posted by minestrone View Post
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