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    #11
    Sufficiently cheap you won't care when you realise it has been stolen / does not function well in 18" of wet mud / decide not to sleep.
    My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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      #12
      Don't spend any more than this.

      You'll sleep/shag better on one of these.
      ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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        #13
        Sleeping Bag Suit

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          #14
          Its August in the UK FFS not Finland in January ...you big poof.

          Last time I went one of my mates slept in a bin liner as he'd forgotten to pack his, just buy the cheapest as you'll pass out before you get in anyway.
          Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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            #15
            More importantly, get a lilo or someting to go under it. Otherwise you'll be as stiff as a board afterwards.
            'elf and safety guru

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              #16
              Originally posted by thelace View Post
              More importantly, get a lilo or someting to go under it. Otherwise you'll be as stiff as a board afterwards.
              Or sleep on top of a fat woman.

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                #17
                Anywhere in mid Sussex? We have a whole box of the things in the attic you could have. They do smell of old ladies though.
                bloggoth

                If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
                John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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                  #18
                  Get yourself a single blow-up mattress and pump from Tesco. Well worth the investment as a sleeping bag can be very uncomfortable on hard ground.

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
                    Or sleep on top of a fat woman.
                    There's nothing wrong with fat chicks, they're not as picky and they try harder


                    That's my un-PC post of the day!
                    'elf and safety guru

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                      #20
                      Or a blow up women.

                      Well, somebody was going to mention it. I got in first. Yeh.
                      bloggoth

                      If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
                      John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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