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My 7th wedding anniversary

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    My 7th wedding anniversary

    Hello all

    Today is my 7 year wedding anniversary.

    I have a question.

    Do you think it would be good etiquette that I after taking the wife out for fancy dinner, I then ondulate her at home and then go to the sysops room in the basement to overclock my new monster pc?

    Or should I cancel the dinner?

    Humorous advise needed.
    "Condoms should come with a free pack of earplugs."

    #2
    Originally posted by ThomasSoerensen View Post
    Hello all

    Today is my 7 year wedding anniversary.

    I have a question.

    Do you think it would be good etiquette that I after taking the wife out for fancy dinner, I then ondulate her at home and then go to the sysops room in the basement to overclock my new monster pc?

    Or should I cancel the dinner?

    Humorous advise needed.
    Nah mate, **** the dinner, **** her and then **** the PC.

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      #3
      Originally posted by ThomasSoerensen View Post
      Hello all

      Today is my 7 year wedding anniversary.

      I have a question.

      Humorous advise needed.

      You had that 7 years ago when you got married.
      Fiscal nomad it's legal.

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        #4
        Originally posted by Churchill View Post
        Nah mate, **** the dinner, **** her and then **** the PC.
        should I use my own sausage for all 3 ****s?
        "Condoms should come with a free pack of earplugs."

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          #5
          Originally posted by ThomasSoerensen View Post
          Hello all

          Today is my 7 year wedding anniversary.

          I have a question.

          Do you think it would be good etiquette that I after taking the wife out for fancy dinner, I then ondulate her at home and then go to the sysops room in the basement to overclock my new monster pc?

          Or should I cancel the dinner?

          Humorous advise needed.
          I think if its your 7th anniversary you have to do it 7 times.

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            #6
            Can't you take her in the basement and work on your PC whilst ondulating at the same time? After 7 years she'll probably be too engrossed in her book to notice you aren't giving her your full attention.
            Will work inside IR35. Or for food.

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