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Previously on "My 7th wedding anniversary"

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  • VectraMan
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    Can't you take her in the basement and work on your PC whilst ondulating at the same time? After 7 years she'll probably be too engrossed in her book to notice you aren't giving her your full attention.

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by ThomasSoerensen View Post
    Hello all

    Today is my 7 year wedding anniversary.

    I have a question.

    Do you think it would be good etiquette that I after taking the wife out for fancy dinner, I then ondulate her at home and then go to the sysops room in the basement to overclock my new monster pc?

    Or should I cancel the dinner?

    Humorous advise needed.
    I think if its your 7th anniversary you have to do it 7 times.

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  • ThomasSoerensen
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    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    Nah mate, **** the dinner, **** her and then **** the PC.
    should I use my own sausage for all 3 ****s?

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  • alreadypacked
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    Originally posted by ThomasSoerensen View Post
    Hello all

    Today is my 7 year wedding anniversary.

    I have a question.

    Humorous advise needed.

    You had that 7 years ago when you got married.

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by ThomasSoerensen View Post
    Hello all

    Today is my 7 year wedding anniversary.

    I have a question.

    Do you think it would be good etiquette that I after taking the wife out for fancy dinner, I then ondulate her at home and then go to the sysops room in the basement to overclock my new monster pc?

    Or should I cancel the dinner?

    Humorous advise needed.
    Nah mate, **** the dinner, **** her and then **** the PC.

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  • ThomasSoerensen
    started a topic My 7th wedding anniversary

    My 7th wedding anniversary

    Hello all

    Today is my 7 year wedding anniversary.

    I have a question.

    Do you think it would be good etiquette that I after taking the wife out for fancy dinner, I then ondulate her at home and then go to the sysops room in the basement to overclock my new monster pc?

    Or should I cancel the dinner?

    Humorous advise needed.

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