I Don't Know My Arse From My Elbow

[Phoenix]

Work Less!
Earn More!


My Job here is done!

[n5gooner]

The PCG could be useful, depends what you want to talk about.

Don't worry about IR35, it's a storm in a teacup. Just pay yourself minimum wage, divvy the rest and don't forget to send your contract to the IR for a review, thats very important.

As far as brollys are concerned, talk to an offshore composite as they are the best.

[Lucifer Box]

Some bloke I met down the pub said he'd take care of it all for me. He said all I had to do was sign a piece of paper (he said it was okay so I didn't bother to read it) and he would collect all my money for me. He said he'd give me loads and keep the rest of it as his fee.

What are my options?

[Phoenix]

The PCG could be useful, depends what you want to talk about.

Don't worry about IR35, it's a storm in a teacup. Just pay yourself minimum wage, divvy the rest and don't forget to send your contract to the IR for a review, thats very important.

As far as brollys are concerned, talk to an offshore composite as they are the best.

brolly yes, that is good for keeping the rain orf, chilly now november dont you know, could chuck down at any time
IR35, sounds like a figging love child of R2D2
Own company is nice but am also a social creature

[Phoenix]

Some bloke I met down the pub said he'd take care of it all for me. He said all I had to do was sign a piece of paper (he said it was okay so I didn't bother to read it) and he would collect all my money for me. He said he'd give me loads and keep the rest of it as his fee.

What are my options?

Was it one of the Mitchell Brothers?

[n5gooner]

Work Less!
Earn More!


My Job here is done!

[Phoenix]

Work Less!
Earn More!


My Job here is done!

Must be a goldfish........

speak to the hand.......

[Lucifer Box]

Was it one of the Mitchell Brothers?

Sorry, I'm not up on pop culture, but he definitely said it would be okay.

[n5gooner]

Oh okay.

I've heard you can get all your money tax free just by making up a load of expenses, or maybe just one big one, a crate of vintage champagne say, and telling the tax man someone told you that you didn't need a receipt.

Is that right?

[Lucifer Box]

Was it one of the Mitchell Brothers?