Reply to: I Don't Know My Arse From My Elbow

[mcquiggd]

But.. but.. she misspelt 'n5gooner'...

Standards are slipping (as well as knickers).



P.S Immac. You know it makes sense.....

[Lucifer Box]

I think you'll find this is more likely to be an accurate facsimile of Sandy's arse...

[mcquiggd]

P.S Id like to point out that I did realise that was not a picture of an elbow, and therefore, I do NOT work for EDS.

Thankyou.

[mcquiggd]

however I like this one.

That pert bottom is strangely familiar.... does SandMeDown have a new website.. ?

Maybe she posted it on 'Forces Reunited' ...

[Lucifer Box]

Thanks for all the advice.
I still don't know my arse from my elbow

Chico

If God had meant us to tell the difference between arses and elbows, he wouldn't have created Chico.

[n5gooner]

however I like this one.

[n5gooner]

[WageSlave]

Anyone want to buy some mint? Lovely mint. Box unopened. Unwanted Birthday present. Might be slightly spoilt due to urine.

[stackpole]

I had heard that if you were in an offshore trust that meant the tax man trusted you to go offshore but that you didn't have to really.

No, the taxman trusts that you don't stash your cash in an offshore tax haven like Jersey, but you do really.

It's best to go in person anyway. You wouldn't parcel it all up and send it by UPS, would you. Specially as a mate told me that UPS went up in flames the other day.

You can hire a big motor while you're over there.

[AlfredJPruffock]

I had heard that if you were in an offshore trust that meant the tax man trusted you to go offshore but that you didn't have to really.

I hear that going for a paddle on Brighton Beach is tantamount to going offshore.

[sasguru]

Thanks for all the advice.
I still don't know my arse from my elbow

Chico

[Lucifer Box]

Offshore trusts. This means that if you go offshore for one night per year, you don't have to pay any tax. A mate of mine does it.

And get a big motor. You need a big motor.

I had heard that if you were in an offshore trust that meant the tax man trusted you to go offshore but that you didn't have to really.

[boredsenseless]

Yes, I had heard that cash is tax free. That's right isn't it?

What about opting out of employers NI with an off shore composite agency umbrella that's part of the PCG's IR35 scheme? Does that have anything to do with it?

Obviously when getting paid in cash remember to charge VAT also, its a special bonus you are entitled to for keeping old banknotes in circulation.

[Phoenix]

Offshore trusts. This means that if you go offshore for one night per year, you don't have to pay any tax. A mate of mine does it.

And get a big motor. You need a big motor.

reminds me the UPS went up in flames the other day in the office Had to write receipts for lots of new kit that needed replacing, amazing just how much everything adds up to!

[stackpole]

Offshore trusts. This means that if you go offshore for one night per year, you don't have to pay any tax. A mate of mine does it.

And get a big motor. You need a big motor.