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Bench here I come
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SPAM lolly- take 1 tin of SPAM, open it
- take 1 fork, stab into centre of block of SPAM
- remove outer tin
- eat
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SPAM lolly deluxe- prepare dip (place a large dollop of ketchup or bbq sauce on a saucer)
- repeat as above for SPAM lolly
- open a can of lager
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We might have found someone to take over the "Life on the bench: in my dressing gown" thread ....Originally posted by DiscoStu View PostCare to share your plans?The close proximity of the letters 'G' and 'T' are the reason I'll never again send an important email and end it with "Regards" ....Comment
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I'm back. Permies only allowed 1.5hrs out on a fri.Originally posted by ace00 View Post2pm Monday I guessComment
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All documentation completed.
Card, £40 WH Smith gift voucher and speech are now complete.
cakes are now being munched by the department.Comment
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Originally posted by SlimRick View PostWeek 2:
Sit in underpants and eat beans on toast?
Week 4:
Do telephone interview, don't even bother with the underpants.Comment
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Originally posted by moorfield View PostDo telephone interview, don't even bother with the underpants.
I did a telephone interview in the nude a couple of years ago. They phoned at 9 a.m. when I was benched assuming that would be a valid alternative to 3pm.
My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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I did that (well semi nude anyway). Got the gig and those first couple of invoices were brilliantOriginally posted by RichardCranium View Post
I did a telephone interview in the nude a couple of years ago. They phoned at 9 a.m. when I was benched assuming that would be a valid alternative to 3pm.
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I tried to do an interview while someone else was nude ..... didn't get the gig, but it was a really good day regardless.Originally posted by Zippy View PostI did that (well semi nude anyway). Got the gig and those first couple of invoices were brilliant
The close proximity of the letters 'G' and 'T' are the reason I'll never again send an important email and end it with "Regards" ....Comment
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