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    #21
    Originally posted by MrNoMotivation View Post
    of course.
    right off down the pub now. Should be back by 2pm.
    2pm Monday I guess
    Bored.

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      #22
      SPAM lolly
      1. take 1 tin of SPAM, open it
      2. take 1 fork, stab into centre of block of SPAM
      3. remove outer tin
      4. eat


      or

      SPAM lolly deluxe
      1. prepare dip (place a large dollop of ketchup or bbq sauce on a saucer)
      2. repeat as above for SPAM lolly
      3. open a can of lager


      student days.. bliss
      The proud owner of 125 Xeno Geek Points

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        #23
        Originally posted by DiscoStu View Post
        Care to share your plans?
        We might have found someone to take over the "Life on the bench: in my dressing gown" thread ....
        The close proximity of the letters 'G' and 'T' are the reason I'll never again send an important email and end it with "Regards" ....

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          #24
          Originally posted by ace00 View Post
          2pm Monday I guess
          I'm back. Permies only allowed 1.5hrs out on a fri.

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            #25
            All documentation completed.
            Card, £40 WH Smith gift voucher and speech are now complete.
            cakes are now being munched by the department.

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              #26
              Originally posted by SlimRick View Post
              Week 2:

              Sit in underpants and eat beans on toast?

              Week 4:

              Do telephone interview, don't even bother with the underpants.

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                #27
                Originally posted by moorfield View Post
                Do telephone interview, don't even bother with the underpants.
                I did a telephone interview in the nude a couple of years ago. They phoned at 9 a.m. when I was benched assuming that would be a valid alternative to 3pm.
                My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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                  #28
                  Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
                  I did a telephone interview in the nude a couple of years ago. They phoned at 9 a.m. when I was benched assuming that would be a valid alternative to 3pm.
                  I did that (well semi nude anyway). Got the gig and those first couple of invoices were brilliant
                  +50 Xeno Geek Points
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                  As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

                  Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

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                    #29
                    Originally posted by Zippy View Post
                    I did that (well semi nude anyway). Got the gig and those first couple of invoices were brilliant
                    I tried to do an interview while someone else was nude ..... didn't get the gig, but it was a really good day regardless.
                    The close proximity of the letters 'G' and 'T' are the reason I'll never again send an important email and end it with "Regards" ....

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