Message to all the attractive young females here

[MrToast]

So true

she must be the perfect hostess at dinner
the perfect housewife in the kitchen
the perfect mother with the kids
the perfect friend at the pictures
the perfect whore in the bedroom

WTF?

[cailin maith]

So true

she must be the perfect hostess at dinner
the perfect housewife in the kitchen
the perfect mother with the kids
the perfect friend at the pictures
the perfect whore in the bedroom

EO - soooooo true!

[Chauvanistic Pig mode on]
But this is it so you want to flirt with me cool.......

So you want to make a luncheon of my trucheon...... NO??

Ok fine so why have you just made me waste the last hour listening to you bang on about some damn soap opera or something let me buy you a few drinks to then not get your gums around me plums

I tell you smakes with t*ts!!
[Chauvanistic pig mode off]

I wish I could find some nice easy discrete girls (that do not charge!)

[snaw]

Now now - us ladies do have manners and have been told not to speak with our mouths full!

[Halo Jones]

Would it not be easier to just do a three or foursome

No grief no strings - much allround

[original PM]

A threesome - drop me a PM

[Sysman]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/science/s...ached-men.html

We didn't need a scientific study to tell us this (though doing the research was probably fun}.

[MaryPoppins]

Having a "snakes with tits" attitude also really ******* bothers me... for every single bitch out there, there are DOZENS of nice girls

WSS. I don't actually know many real bitches actually, although there are a couple of female friends I possibly wouldn't trust if I ever managed to bag myself a decent boyfriend.

[Menelaus]

WSS. I don't actually know many real bitches actually, although there are a couple of female friends I possibly wouldn't trust if I ever managed to bag myself a decent boyfriend.

I'm afraid my experience has done nothing to disavow me of this opinion.

[xoggoth]

Dim. I just know your protestations are not intended to apply to me. Just say the word and I will send you pictures of my wrinkly old butt in no underware at all. Message me. You know you want to.

[Zippy]

I'm afraid my experience has done nothing to disavow me of this opinion.

Maybe you need more experience?