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    #41
    Originally posted by original PM View Post
    If you just wore signs saying "I am up for a bit" it would make things easier.

    Christ could you imagine, it'd be like watching dogs chasing a bitch in heat ...
    Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith

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      #42
      Originally posted by Zippy View Post
      Fancy busting out of this thread and going to the party?
      Stick the kettle on before you go love.

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        #43
        Originally posted by snaw View Post
        Christ could you imagine, it'd be like watching dogs chasing a bitch in heat ...
        I think the idea was that there were lots of women walking around with signs like this

        so more of a gallery where you can take your time to pick and choose.

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          #44
          Originally posted by snaw View Post
          When's that ever stopped a woman talking?
          Now now - us ladies do have manners and have been told not to speak with our mouths full!

          Originally posted by original PM View Post
          I am confused do you mean you lot (as in women in general not you specifically for fear or upsetting that dog fella!) are up for a lot of quality no strings attached sex?

          Or not?

          If you just wore signs saying "I am up for a bit" it would make things easier.

          You lot (except him!) - pah!!

          Ye mis-interpret harmless bit of flirting as "she so fancies me and wants to sleep with me"

          Having a "snakes with tits" attitude also really ******* bothers me... for every single bitch out there, there are DOZENS of nice girls
          Bazza gets caught
          Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

          CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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            #45
            Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
            for every single bitch out there, there are DOZENS of nice girls
            Ah but, like most men, I prefer bad girls.
            And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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              #46
              Originally posted by original PM View Post
              I am confused do you mean you lot (as in women in general not you specifically for fear or upsetting that dog fella!) are up for a lot of quality no strings attached sex?

              Or not?

              If you just wore signs saying "I am up for a bit" it would make things easier.

              I thought that they all did this Up North?
              King of Chutney.

              Bring back Chetty - Lord of all things Chet!

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                #47
                Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
                Stick the kettle on before you go love.
                Only for you DP
                +50 Xeno Geek Points
                Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
                As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

                Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

                CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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                  #48
                  Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
                  Ah but, like most men, I prefer bad girls.
                  Nice doesn't equal not bad
                  Bazza gets caught
                  Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

                  CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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                    #49
                    Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
                    Nice doesn't equal not bad
                    So true

                    she must be the perfect hostess at dinner
                    the perfect housewife in the kitchen
                    the perfect mother with the kids
                    the perfect friend at the pictures
                    the perfect whore in the bedroom



                    (\__/)
                    (>'.'<)
                    ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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                      #50
                      Originally posted by cailin maith View Post


                      Ye mis-interpret harmless bit of flirting as "she so fancies me and wants to sleep with me"

                      Having a "snakes with tits" attitude also really ******* bothers me... for every single bitch out there, there are DOZENS of nice girls
                      [Chauvanistic Pig mode on]
                      But this is it so you want to flirt with me cool.......

                      So you want to make a luncheon of my trucheon...... NO??

                      Ok fine so why have you just made me waste the last hour listening to you bang on about some damn soap opera or something let me buy you a few drinks to then not get your gums around me plums

                      I tell you smakes with t*ts!!
                      [Chauvanistic pig mode off]

                      I wish I could find some nice easy discrete girls (that do not charge!)

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