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Christ could you imagine, it'd be like watching dogs chasing a bitch in heat ...Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith
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Stick the kettle on before you go love.Originally posted by Zippy View PostFancy busting out of this thread and going to the party?Comment
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I think the idea was that there were lots of women walking around with signs like thisOriginally posted by snaw View PostChrist could you imagine, it'd be like watching dogs chasing a bitch in heat ...
so more of a gallery where you can take your time to pick and choose.
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Now now - us ladies do have manners and have been told not to speak with our mouths full!Originally posted by snaw View PostWhen's that ever stopped a woman talking?
You lot (except him!) - pah!!Originally posted by original PM View PostI am confused do you mean you lot (as in women in general not you specifically for fear or upsetting that dog fella!) are up for a lot of quality no strings attached sex?
Or not?
If you just wore signs saying "I am up for a bit" it would make things easier.

Ye mis-interpret harmless bit of flirting as "she so fancies me and wants to sleep with me"
Having a "snakes with tits" attitude also really ******* bothers me... for every single bitch out there, there are DOZENS of nice girls
Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Ah but, like most men, I prefer bad girls.Originally posted by cailin maith View Postfor every single bitch out there, there are DOZENS of nice girls
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I thought that they all did this Up North?Originally posted by original PM View PostI am confused do you mean you lot (as in women in general not you specifically for fear or upsetting that dog fella!) are up for a lot of quality no strings attached sex?
Or not?
If you just wore signs saying "I am up for a bit" it would make things easier.

King of Chutney.
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Only for you DPOriginally posted by DimPrawn View PostStick the kettle on before you go love.
+50 Xeno Geek Points
Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux.Pogle
As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF
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Nice doesn't equal not badOriginally posted by Mich the Tester View PostAh but, like most men, I prefer bad girls.
Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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So trueOriginally posted by cailin maith View PostNice doesn't equal not bad
she must be the perfect hostess at dinner
the perfect housewife in the kitchen
the perfect mother with the kids
the perfect friend at the pictures
the perfect whore in the bedroom
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[Chauvanistic Pig mode on]Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
Ye mis-interpret harmless bit of flirting as "she so fancies me and wants to sleep with me"
Having a "snakes with tits" attitude also really ******* bothers me... for every single bitch out there, there are DOZENS of nice girls

But this is it so you want to flirt with me cool.......
So you want to make a luncheon of my trucheon...... NO??
Ok fine so why have you just made me waste the last hour listening to you bang on about some damn soap opera or something let me buy you a few drinks to then not get your gums around me plums
I tell you smakes with t*ts!!
[Chauvanistic pig mode off]
I wish I could find some nice easy discrete girls (that do not charge!)
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